Short Nyaya shamisa uye zvinofadza muupenyu vanhu

majee Good Anofarira anenge munhu wose. vanhu kunyanya ngochani nyaya pfupi, kusetsa uye varaidza zvakaitika muupenyu chaihwo. Muzviitiko zvakadaro achava kukwezvana mukuru chero kambani. Pfupi nyaya, kusetsa, chokutanga, kusetsa - izvi ndizvo chaizvo zvaunofanira kuti inofadza dandadzo. Ivo mhando mhando chinosekesa. Zvisinei, kusiyana kuri kuti akatorwa upenyu chaihwo, ivo kuridza zvikuru. Above izvi sekesa, Varasa zano kunogona refu chaizvo kuseka pasina kumbomira.

Short nyaya. Funny nyaya kubva muupenyu

Saka, kana muri neshamwari, iva nechokwadi chokuti mutambo uyu kuchaita kukumbira zvose. Pfupi nyaya, kusetsa zviitiko anogona pakarepo afadze vanhu kumativi. Uye kana iwe rusununguko ndangariro dzakanaka, iwe pamwe uchaona navo chaizvo. Pfupi nyaya - funny, mutsa enyambo - nezveshamwari dzako neshamwari dzako achakupai kunyemwerera uye zvikuru pfungwa. Funga apo ezvinhu akasiyana-siyana anowanikwa kakawanda.

Kushumira muchiuto

Kazhinji unogona kunzwa Somuenzaniso, nyaya dzinonakidza paupenyu vanhu - funny, pfupi - hondo. Somuenzaniso, vakadaro. Man anoudza pamusoro nguva yokushumira kwake muchiuto. In vaviri akaswedera zera nguva yake pabasa ari panzvimbo pake. Mukadzi akatanga kushamisika apo pedyo ari tangi chimwe. Mwanakomana akashanda zvichipomerwa ikoko, iye akati. Mushandi akaedza kutsanangura mukadzi wake kuti tangi chikwata haasi pedyo. Achipindura, vaviri akaedza nepaaigona kuratidza kuti mwanakomana wake haana kunyengedza navo. The wokupedzisira nharo womukadzi akaratidzwa pabasa mufananidzo. Rakanga chisimbiso wechiduku "tangi murume" ane anozvikudza mamiriro, akasendamira paruoko rimwe manhole bhandi ane chivharo mumaoko ake pamberi pake. Unogona kufungidzira kuti varwi akaseka kuita. Nyaya idzi dzinonakidza kubva upenyu hwevanhu (kusetsa, pfupi) pakati uto inzwi kakawanda.

Nyaya nemagwaro

Ndokupi anogona kusangana kusetsa mamwe nguva? Zvinoshamisa, mumwe anogona kazhinji kunzwa nyaya dzoupenyu, kusetsa, pfupi, chokuita basa nemagwaro. Pano mumwe wavo. Munhu aifanira kuwana gwaro rimwe gweta yebazi RRT. Office mushandi akabvunza sei nokukurumidza anofanira gwaro (mari kunyoresa kwemazuva matatu - matanhatu navasere rubles maviri - nemakumi mashanu). Murume akamira ari wechipiri chisarudzo, sezvo nguva, sezvo vachiti, apererwa. Mushure kubhadharwa keshiya mari, ndakagamuchira mhinduro: ". Dzokai neMuvhuro" Uye aiva China. Akatsanangura kuti musi woMugovera uye Svondo vava Akanyatsovharwa. "Uye kana ndakanga inobhadharwa kwemazuva matatu?" - murume akabvunza. Akatsanangura kuti zvose zvakafanana angadai kuuya rubatsiro neMuvhuro. "Sei, I akabhadhara mana rubles zvakawanda?" - murume akabvunza. "Sei? Time apererwa. Rubatsiro pazuva pamberi, "- iye akatsanangura. Chokwadi, izvi upenyu nyaya, kusetsa, pfupi, pakutanga chete aigona kuona kubva pacharo. Zvisinei, nokufamba kwenguva ucharangarira zviitiko zvakadai achinyemwerera chiso chake.

pazororo

Rinotevera kuita. Pfupi shamisa nyaya kubva upenyu chaihwo, chokuita yokuzorora, kwete zvishoma nevakawanda kupfuura apa. A yakawanda kusetsa zvinhu zvaunogona kuona pamahombekombe. Sezvo zvakanga mafaro Somuenzaniso, vafambi, uchengete mufananidzo inotevera. Pamahombekombe pazororo vaviri pamwe zvishoma mukomana makore anenge masere. Panama Chiri chete kuunza mhuri yako vakakanganwa. Mudzimai akaenda nhamba heti, anosiya mwana kuna baba vake. Paakadzoka, akaona murume wake, asi mwanakomana ... akavigwa mujecha. Akanamatira mumwe musoro. Wokuti "Aripiko baba" mukomana akati: "kushambira!". "Nei uri pano?" - akabvunza amai. Mwana achifara akati: "Baba wakavigwa, saka kuti handina kurasikirwa nawo!" Akadaro chiito Chokwadi, chakakomba kudanwa zvakaoma, asi zvakanga mafaro zvose!

mhiri kwemakungwa

Pfupi nyaya shamisa kubva upenyu chaihwo dzimwe nguva vakapfuurira kukudziridza kuva refu, akafukidzwa. Mumwe wavo anoti guide. Russian mushanyi boka (vatambi) akaenda muchikepe runobudirira pagomo rwizi. Guides kazhinji vanotsamwisa kurwa pakati mvura pazororo. Panguva ino mune vorongerwa Russian vakanga vakabatwa vokuGermany. Zvino revashanyi wakaitwa May 9 ...

Unogona kufungidzira kwaiva kuona kuti vatambi vacho akaziva navo vari kurwa. With kuchema "Nokuti Motherland!" Uye "Nokuti Victory!" Ivo nechisimba vachisasa zvikwasviso nomumvura. Zvisinei, uye zviri kwavari nokukurumidza zvakakwana. Akatendeukira munzira kuramba mutungamiriri, vakamhanyira kuna anokumhan'arira zvakananga pamusoro magwa, smartly achivatsausa mumvura.

Zvaizoratidza sokuti mafaro yapera. Asi manheru yakabuda inotevera chokwadi: mapoka maviri wagara mune imwe hotera. Hockey vatambi ruzha vakapemberera "kukunda" avo padziva, nokuimba nziyo dzokutsigira rudzi. VokuGermany havana kunyange kubuda mudzimba dzavo.

kubasa

Kakawanda zvikaitika nyaya sezvo anosetsa kubva upenyu hwevanhu (pfupi) kumabasa. Somuenzaniso, imwe nyaya yakadaro. Mumwe murume akatenga pachake bhuku manyorero kuongorora. Kuunza kuti kushanda, akasarudza kuedza naro nevamwe vavo. mushandi wake aida "kuongorora" mwanasikana wake. Murume akabvuma. Zuva rakatevera, mumwe mukadzi wandinoshanda vakauya hamvuropu pamwe nekatsamba. Rokuizarura, murume kamwe akapa: "Mwanasikana wenyu makore 14. Mudzimai ari kudzidza panguva "kugonesesa". Iye anoda bhiza mabhiza nokutamba. " Mukadzi akanga akarurama kumbovhunduka uye pakarepo vakamhanya kundoudza nezveshamwari dzako dzose. Murume haana kunyange nenguva amuudze zviri katsamba: "Ini ndiri shasha mudzidzi, ndine makore 14, ndinoda mabhiza uye nokutamba. Amai anofunga uri munyengeri. "

Nyaya yemhuka

Funny Nyaya hwevanhu vane pfupi uye kwete chete, asi kakawanda chokuita nehama dzedu duku. Somuenzaniso, inonakidza chiitiko chakaitika pamwe repakati murume. Muchivanze ane private imba rakava kwakauya vakaneta imbwa yekare. Zvisinei, mhuka yakanga zvezvakakora, akapfeka pakora muhuro make. Kureva, zvaiva pachena kuti imbwa anyatsochengetwa, kuti iye ane imba. Imbwa akasvika kumurume, ikapiwa sitiroko uye vakaenda vanomutevera mukoridho. Zvishoma nezvishoma vakafora nemazviri, akarara pakona yokutandarira uye nehope. Inenge awa kwapera imbwa akauya pamukova. Murume Akasunungura mhuka.

Zuva rakatevera, panguva inenge imwe nguva, iyo imbwa vakauya zvakare kwaari, "kwaziwai", akarara pasi panzvimbo iyoyo pakona zvakare uye tairara kweinenge awa. Akazosvika "nzendo kunoshanyira" kwemavhiki mashoma. Pakupedzisira, munhu akasarudza kuziva, chii ichocho, uye wakarovererwa pamipendero katsamba verenga: ". Ndine urombo, asi ndinoda kuziva kuti ndiani muridzi mhuka iyi yakanaka kwazvo, uye kana anoziva kuti zuva ose doggie kurara kumba kwangu" Zuva rakatevera, imbwa vakauya akasungirirawo "Achipindura". The katsamba verenga: "Imbwa anogara mumba nevana vatanhatu. Vaviri vavo vakaurayiwa uye kwete zvakawanda uye makore matatu. Anoda kurara. Regai mangwana kuuya naye? "

youth

Dzimwe nguva, vamwe kuunza nyaya anosetsa misodzi. Pfupi nyaya noupenyu vechidiki kunyanya muvanhu vadzidzi, vadzidzi, vokusekondari. Zvisinei, iyi haisi kudaro. Hapana akakuvara kana mwoyo. Varume vaduku vaviri vaifamba zvishoma nezvishoma mumigwagwa yeguta. Kugara pedyo kiosk pamwe venhau, izvo anotengesa-siyana Stationery uye zvimwe zvinhu zvishoma, vakafunga kutenga duku bhora riri kwakavharwa nenyama bhendi, kunakidzwa ichibhururuka, kana kuti kwaari kudhonza - saizvozvo, sezvo vachiti, zvokungonakidzwa. Dambudziko raiva zvakafanana: vakomana havana kuziva zita toyi ichi. Mumwe namajaya, achinongedza bhora, vakatendeukira kuna mushambadzi: "Regai kunze Fennec!" "Chii kupa" - akabvunza mukadzi?. "Fienka!" - akadzokorora jaya. The Vakomana akaenda kutengwa yangu. Zuva rakatevera vakapfuura kiosk ichi zvakare. On kuratidza pedyo bhora akauya nomutengo chipepa "Fennec" rakanyorwa.

Nyaya nevana

Funny pfupi nyaya nechokwadi kuti vanhu kunyemwerera kana totaura vana. Hechino chakaitika pamwe-gore matatu mukomana muduku. mhuri Big kufara vakaungana patafura imwe. Mwana akagara chinyararire uye vakatarisa nzira mbuya vake naamai vari zvakakangwa Pancakes. nguva yose iyi, iye chete chinyararire achiti: "Ndechangu zvose. Ndichaudza kutanga kudya. Ndiani achadya pasina kwandiri - ndicharova "Vakadzi vari pakupedzisira apedza uye kubika Pancakes ari mundiro yakaunganidzwa pamwechete wemagazini !. Mhuri akatora jamhu uye vakatanga kugara pasi patafura. Hand kusuka kubvisa mukomana rokupedzisira. Asati kuti, akanyevera vose: "Ini ndichaenda kumira. Asi zvose Pancakes Kudavira kuti pasina ini hauna kudya. " Pedyo ndiro vakatevera wakaridza: "Mumwe, mbiri, shanu, makumi maviri, matatu ... Zvose! Musabata! "Kana mwana akadzoka, mumwe pannukakku akadyiwa. Mukomana akatanga kuchema: "Ndakuudzai kuti usadya pasina ini!" Hama akabvunza, "Ndiwe ndakafunga," To mbudzana iyi akati, "iwe clueless? Ini handigoni kuverenga! Ndakatendeuka rokumusoro Pancakes! "

Zvechokwadi, zvikazooneka anosetsa. Pashure pezvose, hapana vakuru vasingagoni zvokufungidzira pamusoro pafiripi imwe Pancakes toasted rutivi pasi.

chipatara nhoroondo

Kakawanda enyambo zvinoitika mune masvingo zvokurapa masangano. Kazhinji, nyaya dzinonakidza (kusetsa, pfupi) kubva maternity zvipatara vanababa vaduku - rakajairika pakati pavo. Somuenzaniso, pano uyu. mudzimai mumwe murume akabereka. Kumirira mukadzi wake mapatya. Zvisinei, zvepabonde vana vavo kwavari haana kuzivikanwa. Mukadzi akabereka musikana uye mukomana. Kunetseka murume pamusuo chiremba yomukati. Pakupedzisira, paiva nyamukuta. The baba akamhanyira kwaari uye vakabvunza, "Twins?" "Hongu!" - Mukadzi akati. Husband, achinyemwerera: Iye "Vakomana?": "Aiwa!" The Pope, yakatopamhama kunyemwerera: "Vasikana?" The nyamukuta: "Aiwa!" Murume wake, flustered: "Uye uyo," zviitiko kwakadaro anowanikwa Mugove nezuva.

mumugwagwa

Real nyaya shamisa, pfupi uye refu, kazhinji chokuita kunyange motokari nemapurisa basa. Pane imwe kwaichengeterwa mabhuku Novosibirsk Somuenzaniso, imwe nyaya anozikamwa. Akashanda ikoko mumwe yakaderera shofa. Paakanga akagara seri vhiri kuti KrAZ, kunze hazvina kunyange zvinoonekwa. Kana mutyairi vakatiza, pasina asunga motokari shure mukamuri. Iye chete achiisa gurovhisi mupanda. Senguva dzose muna Pakadaro, uye chinoitika panguva mharadzano vakamira mumwe mupurisa. Kuona motokari pasina shofa, akashamisika chaizvo uye muridzo. The mutyairi akawana nzira yokubuda. Akaisa motokari kuitira kuti zvaigoneka kuti vapedzisire yechipiri musuo kucherechedzwa, uye kugadzirisa nhamba. Ngozi, asi iyi ndiyo chete nzira yokudzivisa chirango. Saka, motokari amira. The patrol akauya zvishoma nezvishoma, akasimuka, pasina akamirira munhu, ndakatarisa mukati. Zvechokwadi, akanga kushamisika chaizvo, achitarisa dumba isina. Mutyairi, Zvichakadai, vakanochengeta mumba, uye zvose vakadzokera pazvigaro zvavo. Kunyange zvakawanda akashamisika mupurisa, kana tichiteerera yake murayiro seinä, regai muchina makatangira uye vakadzinga pamusoro.

Just shamisa

Uye chimwe chinhu. Zvakawanda zvinoenderana chaizvoizvo zvikuru nokungoita manzwiro omunhu. Funny pfupi nyaya zvingaitika kana tine anonzi nyaya inokosha. Dzimwe nguva munhu chete kunakidzwa uye mufaro kumweya. Sezvo vachiti, smeshinka mumuromo make corners. Chikonzero ndechokuti kazhinji kuti vanhu vanotarisana zuva nezuva siyana nhamo, duku uye kwete kwazvo. Zvose izvi, Chokwadi, iri rakachengetedzwa mukati nomumwe wedu, kwakakanganisa rinobaya tsinga. Man nezvazvo, Chokwadi, nguva dzose anoyeuka. Asi itai pashure zvose nguva izvi hachifadzi vanoponeswa. Nokudaro, muviri nguva nenguva kuti huta buditsa. Pashure pezvose, kuseka runoporesa. Saka, apore uye kunoratidzwa sezvo unofara kumunetsawo.

Nokuti usashamisika kuti izvi zvichiitika nguva. Unogona kufamba nemugwagwa nepfungwa zvachose penga mumusoro wako, tarisa vamwe, uye zvichava anosetsa. Unogona varaidza nenguvo dzavo, gait, uye zvaanoita chiso chake. Kuedza vanomira ake Kuseka uye kunyemwerera, imi vari kudana kubva kudhumhana mhinduro. Zvakanaka, kana pakarepo kuchava uye vamwe chiitiko ... Somuenzaniso, imwe mututu mhepo Muchakanda mukutarisana papepa, kana hombodo, kana chimwe chinhu chakafanana, nyaya ino sokuti anofara zvikuru. Uye vanofanira kuyeuka haritauri toko zvakare! Rinongova hondo pamwe atinosangana muviri wedu! Vasine kunowedzera upenyu hwedu!