Mamiriro "kwaziso Baba Yaga." Comic chinyorwa rokuberekwa

Chero chiitiko ichava zvichinakidza, kana richashandiswa sezvinhu-kwaziso kubva Baba Yaga. Izvi rungano hunhu zvaimbonzi zvikuru kunaka. Asi ikozvino Mafungiro zvachinja.

Modern Baba Yaga

zvakaipa akaipa kuti pave zvakashata vanhu zvino anogona kuita somunhu inotonhorera, zvishoma musoro unhu. shamisa zvikuru kuwana naye kupindura Chiitiko. Makorokoto kuna Baba Yaga achaita chiitiko asiri duku manyorero, inonakidza. Zvakakosha kuva mufananidzo mutsva romuzuva Ozhki pasterns.

Rega unhu ichi kuchinja zvachose kwavo mufananidzo. Somuenzaniso, zvingaita sokuti panguva yezororo haisi chakaipisisa mukadzi akwegura, Kuvhimwa zvouroyi uye sabhoteji, uye akanaka, uye zvikuru muduku dasher, izvo chete achangobva kugamuchirwa chinzvimbo.

Mharidzo yacho muenzi panguva rejubheri

Chokwadi vose kuseka saka Baba Yaga. On kuyeukwa sezvinhu anogona kutanga okusika kumiririrwa muenzi. Inogona kurichinja kuva Parody zvesimba Khazanov pamusoro vadzidzi kubva culinary kukoreji.

"Ndiyo nzira ndakadzidza muroyi-vamp, chete chirongwa chokutanga flunked nomuedzo. Zvakanaka, unoziva: majaya navauki chertyaka ... Oh, chii zvacho chertyaka! Muchidimbu, sezvo pakati pousiku - tiri zvakaipa zvose zviri undereducated, uyo ari akatasva panicle, uyo ari "mokik" kubhururuka, uye - nesabata, kugomo riri mhanza. Uye ipapo ... Ah, kudzidza Eh, dears dzangu, zvawanga masvosve nziyo dzedu, frolic ose awa, saka kuti musoro wake yachinja! Asi pamusoro ichi Ndinofunga kuverenga kumwe ... Kazhinji, I hwakatamisirwa kosi "babyagin". Panzira, apo ini kashoma kuti "C giredhi" nguva.

Chinhu I uku, zvishoma kutsauswa. Saka, ndakabva pano kuunza Hero of Day makorokoto. From Baba Yaga - mukadzi (zita anoverenga kapepa anowana kunze bhurezha). Saka ... Now! Rep. mashoko angu. Folk mumhanzi.

Rap ode chokuremekedza wokuzvarwa musikana

Very rokusika kurira chinosetsa kwaziso kubva Baba Yaga sezvinoita vechidiki mimhanzi-enhetembo mirayiridzo.

All - kuremekedza! Ndicho ini, Ambuya Yozhka! Ndiri nemi zvakare! Uye Rap rangu - nokuti Earth mukadzi nani (zuva rokuberekwa musikana zita)!

My upenyu haana inotapira,

Road kuti kuchereka hazvina wakatsetseka,

Njodzi dzose ndinoita zviso,

Ndiudze, nekuti hwedu fananei?

Asi kunyange kana Vanopupurira vakatevera: "Ambuya-Yozhka"

Ndinoziva kuti pane zvishoma kutya,

Pane kuremekedza, negodo, rudo,

Uye ichichiyemura. Rinokumutsira ropa!

Hamuzvidze pashure chelas zvakadaro,

Handisi kutaura pamusoro pavo ipapo iwe Rap kwako nokuimba.

Zivai kuti vakadzi vose - hapana stinkers, stervozy,

Tinofanira mediocrity somunhu banzurwa.

Mira pedyo neni, imbai neni pamwechete!

We mukawanana pano rapping nemi.

Kubvira zvino ngakurege kuva simba nguva

Pachava pamusoro (zita: Tanya, Luda, Nadia)! Zvino kwokuomerwa mutoro

Pafudzi anobata yaigona zvino!

Nice kuti ngakuve emakore zita renyu!

Music Chiitiko "kwaziso Baba Yaga gamba yezuva"

Inogona vapfeke ari zvokushamisira mueni zvepabonde bhambu. Uye chinyakare Baba Yaga iye ngazviitwe kuramba chimwe chizenga, akadai womutsvairo kana stupa. Zvino mashiripiti motokari anogona ngariremberere motokari chiratidzo nakisa mufashoni. Zvadaro chinotokurudzira ano uye achava pachiitiko pacharo.

Baba Yaga, yaiva mutambo uri ruoko pumped Leshim mu bandana costume nematehwe bhurukwa - zviri tonhorera! Uye kana achinge zvakare rarira rugwaro rwako korasi anozivikanwa zvose, kubudirira kwayo kubudirira.

Ipfungwa Wonderful aigona kuva akakurumbira pakarova "Zvaifadza manheru mu Russia", iro vorega mamwe mashoko dzichanyadziswa.

Sezvo gamba zuva riri zvinonaka nhasi!

Iye zvino agere grandly, makagovana,

Anoteerera sycophantic nokurumbidzwa pachena

Uye nenyasha gamuchirai chipo neimwe.

Mabhokisi, simbi, Shirts uye wachi,

Uye Cameras, uye tii rinovira,

Trip kumwe, apo hazvibviri vasina ma visa,

Uye cufflinks, ngetani runako.

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Sei deliciously nhasi waini pano!

Nekita mashiripiti sezvaakaita ichivaima iri girazi.

Uye ini ndigokuudzai izvozvi: ngativei unakidzwe!

Takanga vakamirira zororo iri ichangopfuura.

gamba redu zuva, kuti zvinotyisa nhamba idzi asvika,

More Itai achararama kunyange kushandiswa rimwe remakore,

Tinoda kuti celebrant hurefu!

Uye tinovimbisa: remakore nziyo ndima iyi.

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anoshamisa (muti, vanhu!) Sei Rarama!

Uye kurarama zvakanaka - zviri miriyoni nguva nani.

Uye saka pamwe mhanza iwe wakararama upenyu ichi - steeper

Hakugoni kuva zvido zvenyika!

Kubudirira, upfumi, ruremekedzo, rukudzo,

Kudiwa, uye ... crunch chingwa French!

Rudo, Champagne, sunset, alleys ...

A dambudziko - ugh, zvinhu zvishoma regai kuverenga!

Kutamba pamutambo

Mamiriro-kwaziso kubva Baba Yaga kunogona achiperekedzwa imwe striptease, sezvingatarisirwa, mukati yechinangwa chii anobvumirwa. Naizvozvo, kutamba pachayo inofanira kufunga zvokuti bombshell vairamba akapfeka pakazopera mutambo. Kuti aite izvi, wake hembe kunofanira mitezo mizhinji, iyo iye achatora kure munguva vachimutambira; sikavha, bhanhire, bolero, epuroni, vachandipfugamira pamafudzi, siketi, zvakabatanidzwa pakora ane bhatani, hand cuffs ane maoko, chipika, etc.

Very okusika vachatarira sezvinoita kudhanzi vakakomba wokuwachisa, izvo zvichaita vatevedzere danda. Unogonawo akatsiva marozari Zamok kubva clothesline pamwe clothespins rakadimburirwa kwairi. The bvudzi Baba Yaga pamberi kuita zvinogona Volt curler kuti zvishoma pedyo mufananidzo uyu Baba Yaga chaiye, kwete nakisisa upenyu.