Funny chiitiko musi waMarch 8 nevakura. Zviitiko nokuti International Women wacho Day

March 8 - zororo remvura, chiedza, maruva uye, chokwadi, yakaisvonaka hafu vanhu! Unoda kuti isingakanganwiki? Vachikorokotedza mashoko akanaka vakadzi havasi zvetsika tulips uye mutambo wokupemberera, asiwo chisingakanganwiki ruzivo? Shandisa mazano edu sei kuronga chairoiro zororo musi waMarch 8 nevakura. Vakadzi usaida!

Funny chiitiko musi waMarch 8 nokuti vakuru - "The kubatwa pamusoro hostages"

Chokwadi vose refu aneta mukatushura uye monotonous mutambo makwikwi. Tinopa kupedza zororo musi waMarch 8 nokuti vakuru yaiti "yakatsanangura kuti hostages." Tatanga kugadzirira chiitiko.

Nokuti izvi nhoroondo, unofanira zvinotevera hunhu:

• mamwe masokisi matema (nhamba "magandanga");
• chitoyi pfuti uye zvigwagwagwa;
• hand cuffs (inogona kutengwa mune nechitoyi chitoro, uye unogona kuva zvakamirira vakuru);
• Mahwendefa pamwe kudanwa chiratidzo "gandanga" (Somuenzaniso, kuzviuraya № 1, dana - Pavlovich). Pakusarudza zita magandanga chinhu - kuratidza kunonyanyisa mavambo uye aigaroita zvinosetsa.

Pepa kumutambo

Zvakanakisisa kukoka vasikana nevakadzi kupemberera chiitiko. Somuenzaniso, mangwanani musi waMarch 8 anogona kupa boka maruva kukokwa mukati kuita yepakutanga kana boka pabepa mavara, uye kukokwa kudhinda pamusoro neizvi divi bepa pepa iyo vari vakaita.

Start pazororo

The kwakanaka zvepabonde hono hafu revanhu pasi kuti festively vakaisa tafura panguva yakatarwa. The maminitsi 30-40 yacho chiitiko wokutanga kunoitika muna chakaipa nzira. Mashoko omutsa - makorokoto vakazvitsaurira kuna vakadzi vakanaka, kuridza mumhanzi, yomumabhodhoro zvinwiwa. Shure kwenguva ino, vamwe varume vanouya vachibva netafura chokumupomera utsi uye vapfeke ari zvokupfeka magandanga.

Haifambi! mubatwa-kutora izvi!

Funny chiitiko musi waMarch 8 nokuti vakuru kunotanga yokuti usingatarisiri zvachose anokangaidza mumhanzi uye magetsi mumba dzinoputika vakapinda nechisimba muna masokisi pamisoro yavo, vachiti: "Munhu wose anoramba agere! Haifambi! Izvi mubatwa-kupinza! "Vasikana vanoverengeka handcuffed kuna cheya ake, mabhatiri, kana zvimwe zvidzidzo. Uyezve, "nemagandanga" kuisa mberi zvinoda dzavo pamusoro chii chinofanira kuitwa, saka vakasunungura "hostages."

Achiratidza pamazita zvinodiwa, kana Adult makwikwi musi March 8

The ifaniro nhamba 1. Ngatitorei Ruff!

"Magandanga" vari kusarudza munhu wokutanga, ichi chinofanira kuva chimwe vanhurume yasara (nevanozvitsigira). Zvavakatemerwa huru isina girazi, uye mumwe nomumwe vechikamu anofanira kudurura mariri vamwe mvura yakaiswa patafura, uye "akuvara" vanofanira kunwa kunoguma coctail. Kana mudziviriri kutsungirira basa, kuti "nemagandanga" rakabudiswa rimwe "hostages".

Kukosha nhamba 2. Ruponeso unonyura - basa unonyura

"Magandanga" pa kubata makwikwi pakati "hostages" pachavo. Musimboti makwikwi ndiko kuziva umo vasikana vari dzakabudirira nani savvy uye unyanzvi. Mumwe nomumwe vechikamu pamusoro mumakwikwi anopiwa asiri mureza mamiriro ezvinhu uye aida kuwana nzira yokubuda nayo. The weNobel pamusoro zvakatemwa nenhamba mavhoti "magandanga" pachena.

Mienzaniso ezvinhu:

1. Iwe chepamusoro, ngatitii 8th of March, iwe refu chaizvo kugadzirira nokuti kare vakatodzidza Vakamupfekedza zvipfeko, asi kuuya manheru, takaona kubva navo ake chaiwo chete hembe.
2. Kushanyira unofanira kutanga kuuya vabereki chikomba vake. Iwe zuva rose kugadzirira, asi panguva yakatarwa kunzwisisa kuti une zvachose kupfeka patafura, saka iwe akapisa nyama Salad zvakare wakawanda.
3. Ngatitii uri agere patafura kumabiko, uye rinopembererwa musi waMarch 8, uye ipapo imi kuvhuna vanhu Masiki uye tora iwe mubatwa.
4. Mangwana iwe une inokosha yebasa yakarongwa uye ukasarudza kuti ndigadzirise pachake uye zvemachira bvudzi. Zvisinei, kupenda kana akanga yanonoka, kana une chimwe chinhu kukanganisa kukwira ruvara, asi bvudzi rako rakajeka vaaleanpunainen ruvara.

The ifaniro nhamba 3. The Black Stone

Mumwe vavengi vachidanidzira kuti anoda kupfura. Ake chinhu vakaroorana uye kuedza kudzikamisa vamwe. Ipapo Zvinotora bhegi uye achiraswa vaviri zvakananga dzake matombo dema. Uyezve, iye inozivisa vose kuti aiswe musaga uyu rutema uye mumwe ibwe jena. Kana akasarudza Muchirongwa kuti awane ibwe jena, mumwe "hostages" vachasunungurwa, uye kana zvikasadaro, nesdobrovat zvose. Vatori vechikamu kuita zvokufungidzira kuti zvakakosha kuti pahombodo ibwe vakarumanisa chibhakera (pasina kuratidza kupoteredza yasarudzwa ruvara ibwe), urirasire kunze. Zvadaro kuwana mamwe ibwe, zvichava dema, saka bato rinogumisa kuti ibwe chakakandwa pavo chena.

The Chinodiwa nhamba 4. Huyai, vakomana!

"Magandanga" vari kutanga n'ai pamwe chete, uye inoda kuti vafare. Vaitsigira of akanaka Vakadzi (hono hafu chikwata) anopa kunonakidza uye zvepabonde nokuita ditties vakuru musi March 8:

Ini nokuti Mudikamwa wangu

Vakabika Ravioli!

Zvino, pasina zvimwe mhere-mhere,

Kumirira manheru yedaro refu!

U-uuuhh!

Kubasa isu Women,

Kufanana nehuku ari huku Coop!

Hard tose muzuva rino,

Mumwechete, asi kudziyisa !!!

U-uuuhhh!

Kubva denga rawa nyeredzi

To shamwari yangu bhurukwa!

Iye zvino sezvo munhu akaremara

All kuuya hafu mutengo!

U-uuuhh!

The ifaniro nhamba 5. Huyai, vasikana!

Kuramba "hostages" kupa kusunungura akanaka pabonde, kuimba nziyo korasi vakuru 8 March.

Example rwiyo (ruchaimbwa kuti mumhanzi kubva katuni "The Valenza Town Musicians," rwiyo "Hapana panyika anogona nani"):

Taiva vaneta, uye-kana pamusoro wechisere March,

A gore rose uchigadzirira, Washing-a-Lee!

Uye nhasi, chete kuzorora, izvozvo

Uye shampusik papa pamwe vodka-e-nayo!

Uye shampusik papa pamwe vodka-e-nayo!

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,

La-la-la-hongu-hongu-s!

On ichi kufara ona kusetsa chiitiko musi waMarch 8 nokuti vakuru kuuya ayo vatiwo. hostages All akasunungurwa uye kuramba vachifara mutambo.

mhedziso

Pamusoro chinhu kusetsa chiitiko musi waMarch 8 nokuti vakuru vangava pamusoro nokufumura "magandanga", kureva, vasikana chipiwe mazita kudanwa vechikamu chikwata, uye vanofanira zvokufungidzira ndiani uyo.

Tinokuropafadzai pokugara inofadza!