Funny skits nokuti kambani: majee, miniatures uye rengano

Ndicho chikuru kana kuridzwa pamutambo anosetsa mifananidzo. Nekuti ungano, zvishoma tipsy uye nekodzero dzevanhu, zvichava zvichifadza kunyange kutora chikamu mune imwe chine chokuita nezvakasikwa enyambo unongotaura. Hazvina zvakafanira kugadzirira pachine kamuri, kunyange kana inobva improvisation. A shamisa skits kuti kambani kusarudza zvakanaka zvose anozivikanwa mabasa kupfurikidza kunatsiridza nyaya yavo.

Raffle anecdote - posmeshili vakatendeseka vanhu!

Tinogona kupa mumakwikwi akadaro: munhu mapoka matatu kunotamba anosetsa anecdotal mifananidzo. Nokuti Nebhizagadzi kujairwa vanhu, kunyange zvakadaro basa harisi yakaoma chaizvo, asi anobvumira kuti nokukurumidza kusangana uye kuita shamwari. Nokuti isu tese kuti hapana runobatanidza, sezvo basa pamwe, zvikuru okusika. The basa anogona nechekare ane detailed Muchiitiko hilarious skits, majee, asi zvinogona kuitwa tentatively. Somuenzaniso, "Mamiriro-anecdote pamusoro yakaipa mai-uye akachenjera zyate" kana "kufanorongwa anecdote nezvababa vakachenjera uye ungwaru Chapaeva Petka". anogona uye kushandisa kusetsa mifananidzo chikumbiro varohwe pamberi vaenzi.

Kugadzirira makwikwi shamisa miniatures

unofanira kunhonga anodiwa zvokushandisa kuti kutamba ministsenok. Zvinogona Scarves neheti, akasiyana-siyana magirazi (old mukadzi ane kwakavharwa nenyama bhendi uye superfashionable zuva), ndebvu venhema, mustaches, mhino, zvizoro, amburera, tsvimbo hove, majombo hove, vana toyi zvombo (minondo, minondo, nepfuti, pfuti, uta nemiseve) . Zvisinei, kusarudza zvinogona yakakura zvikuru, zvose zvinoenderana worudzii kusetsa skits kuti kambani kuuya mupfungwa vemifananidzo. Kunenge kuti achada chevana tricycle, kana waambuya knitting, Skiing kana dengu kuunganidza howa.

Christmas ngano

Gay chiitiko nechokwadi kufadza vaenzi, kana vasingadi ichange iine upenyu hwaAbhigairi mashiripiti nyaya. Somuenzaniso, kungava "akwegura zvakaedza rimwe Goldfish ine monyorora ano."

Words kubva munyori:

Akararama tsaru mukadzi ane diki-biznesledi hubby
Mugungwa, chitsuwa muCaribbean.
Vaigara munzvimbo yake dzinoyevedza Castle
Chaizvoizvo makore matatu, matatu mazuva matatu nousiku hutatu.
Muchembere vaigara Castle kuti vanosvika,
A mbudzana muduku ndiye - nguva dzose.
Vasati vaenda, ambuya kurangwa ...

The Old mukadzi:

Mukaita, Krotik rwangu rworudyi!
Nechay pano privechayut uyo asina kurova,
Zvechizarira patafura kudana hungu chirimwa.
Pashure pezvose, hapana zvakanaka hakumusvitsi,
Kunyanya, sezvo Utange kukwezva vakadzi.
Handidi unozvidzinga yake Rybonka -
Usamborega handina kumukuvadza Handingazviiti ...
Asi pane vanhu munyika zvakaipa,
Vanozvitutumadza, nemanomano, godo asi makaro!
"Mukadzi" ari chaizvoizvo chii imechko -
Ndicho ani unofanira kutya zana!

Author:

Akati yekare mukadzi wake mbudzana,
Glazonki nokuzvininipisa muvhu yakarembera ake ...

Buddy:

Ndezvipi iwe, Mamic puzipuzichka yangu!
Imi muri yangu krasotulya-arbuzichka!

Author:

Saka achiti, iye patted yekare mukadzi
... ipapo rezasi shure, ipapo mafuta dumbu!
Panguva iyoyowo Anochonya neziso
Varanda, kuti shoferitse, murimi.
Zvino mukadzi akwegura vakaenda kuchitsuwa,
Young mbudzana akamhanyira kugungwa.
Akatanga baya chendarama hove.

Buddy:

Hove uye hove! Kurumidzai ngatitarise kushambira pano!
Mukadzi wekare ndiyo yangu preprotivnaya basa dumped zvakare!
Year New chaizvo pamusoro mhino,
Zvakanaka iwe chipo ini, Fish, akaita!
Ndakamirira miniti imwe kana maviri, sezvo asina yavishsya - mhosva pachako!

Author:

Akaenda nechikepe hove ake uye vakabvunza ...

Goldfish:

Chii vopish iwe, mbudzana, hazvina kudaro, ipapo?
Ini ndiri chipo kwamuri vakagadzirira.
Pano, tarirai ...

Author:

Uye pamusoro kuruboshwe pamhenderekedzo!
Uye kwete hove zvachose, uye musikana!
Young, akanaka, kunokudzwa!
Old muroyi-biznesmenshe kwete vakaroorana, tarirai, muone.
Uye Buddy akati Fish
Aya ndiwo mashoko kuzivikanwa, ...

Fish:

Kunyange I hove, kufanana, zvimumumu,
Uye ine utsinye zvomumvura mhuka,
Asi handisi pfungwa incorporeal -
Ndiri munhukadzi, rezva pamberi mukono vanoteerera.
Iwe isa maoko ako akandimbundira tighter ndimbondotsvoda pamuromo wangu, inopisa -
Uye ini achazadzisa zvose zvamunokumbira -
Wish echokwadi ari New Year peusiku ...

Keteni (mbiri "mifananidzo vashandi 'ngavabude, akabata ruoko jira kana chimedu rejira).

Author:

Saka mbudzana abatwa rybii Network
Saka akatungamirirwa pakutaura kwenhema ...
Chaizvoizvo ndakaedza usaida hove slimy,
Uyo chete aiita chinonhuhwira mhando.
Zvisinei, Muchinda kuti hakusi:
Akashandisa kutengesa nemari.
Zvino nguva mufaro kwaari,
Apo Fish vanoda azadzise ake
Akaratidza chemwoyo. Akati ...

"The keteni inodedera tisingabatanidzi" - upfuurire "vashandi Danho" akabata tishu chidimbu.

Buddy:

Uye ndinoda hove dzangu dzinodiwa,
To mudzimai wangu ndingadai kunge muduku kupfuura ini,

Beauty ingadai usingatsananguriki!

Uye vose chattels, pfuma
Mine kwave ...

Munyori (verenga rugwaro uye vatambi ufananidzirepo, zvazvinobatsira)

Fish zloradostno grinned,
Buddy akaratidza toothy nesusu ...
Angokandwa akatsaukira kuva ndonda yakwegura mutana,
Elder vapera basa, ndachena vhudzi uye simba.
Ari cheya akanga agere muwiricheya
Pagungwa pamusoro akatarisa akasuruvara.
Mumwe musikana aiva mukadzi wake.
Uye ichokwadi, rudo - isu hatidaro anoziva.
nyaya chete ndiyo, isu tose sokuti
Dzokorora, kuchinja zvishoma.
Nokuti sezvo pakati usiku Gore Idzva
Icho chido kufunga akachenjera.
dai Hamuzivi mutorwa zvakaipa kudai,
Uye vakumbire rombo rakanaka, utano!
Zvino dai
Haangakusii kuzadzwa pakarepo!
Uye regai magirazi waini akazadzwa!
Uye zviso zvichinyemwerera pamwe kunyemwerera,
Uye mafaro mumba kurega vachivata!