Humorous monologues yevakadzi - magwaro akagadzirira-akagadzirwa

Kazhinji kacho, kubva mumifananidzo yeComic uye maTV ezvidzidzo zvinonakidza zvevarume zvevakadzi nhasi. Kubudirira kwechokwadi mune izvi kwakatorwa nekuendeswa kweComedy Woomen. Hongu, uye mapoka emadzimai eKVN akaunza vazhinji vanorous monologues kuvakadzi munyika.

Kunyunyuta kwekadzikadzi: pamwe chete nemunondo wake uye naye ... vavakidzani!

Zvinonyadzisa zvinyorwa zvevakadzi zvinowanzotarisana nezvisingaiti zvebonde rakanaka. Ndiko kuti, vakadzi vanoita sevanoseka ivo pachavo. Uye ichi ndicho chinonyanya kukosha, icho chinokwezva kune iyo pachako inofadza monologues yevakadzi. Vakasunungurirwa, vasinganyadziswi kuti vaone sevasina maturo uye vanonyadzisa vateereri vanobvumira kuona kubva kune rumwe rutivi rwakashaya.

Heino mhemberero yekugadzirisa: murume akangodaro anogoverana nhamo yake nemusikana wake pafoni.

- Uye fungidzira, anoti kwandiri: "Iwe hauna chido chako zvachose!" Ndechokuti-uye kwete! Hungu, ndinogona kuzarura mikova yangu nemishandiro angu asina kubatsirwa nemaoko! Uye kana ini ndichida, ndinokwanisa kutakura bhodhoro re shampusik uye mapoka maviri emapimples kubva kumuchato. Zvakanaka, macrorus pamwe navo - rega "pomelo" ave ... Iwe, Anck, Iwe unobata kwandiri? Handinzwisisi ... Uri wega here kana ini?

Kurwisa, kutsvaka, kuwana, usarega kuenda!

Chimwe chizere chezvinhu zvinoshamisa zvinopihwa kune dambudziko rekuwana hafu yepiri. Nezvekugadzira vamwe vanhu vari kuedza kugadzirisa dambudziko racho, vanosemesa monologues pamusoro pevakadzi, izvo zvinoita kuti vateereri vanyemwerere.

Kakawanda mumaminitsi mashoma, unhu hwevanhu vazhinji hunotevera: vanozviratidza ivo pachavo zvakasiyana nezvinoonekwa nevamwe.

Yechipiri "chip" inoratidzira kune vamiririri vehafu yakasimba, iyo inokodzera mumuviri wekunakidza kwemukadzi. Nezvevarume, vakadzi vanogona kutaura nguva isingaperi! Vanongoda kuyeuka zvisungo zvavo zvekare, kugoverana zviitiko, sei "kuedza" varume vavo, kudzidzisa. Kutsvaga kwehafu yechipiri kunozvipira kune vanosemesa monologues kuvakadzi, magwaro ayo anowanikwa pasi apa.

Chiziviso mupepanhau pamusoro pekuzivana "Cat mumasokisi"

Nenzira imwe naka mbuya vakauya kwatiri isu voga. Zvakanaka, dandelion yaMwari ishoko rimwechete. Akabudisa chimiro chisina chimiro chemushambadziri wakasununguka kubva kune imwe nzvimbo mumoyo wemapendero ake uye akaiisa patafura.

Ndakatora papepa mumaoko angu, ndinoverenga. Uye zvinoshamisa! Kufungidzira kubva kuhanzvadzi, inofanira kuonekwa, asi chii ... chisingaperi! Mutsara wokutanga wakandiendesa kunotorwa. Teerera izvi: "Kati yangu! Rudo uye rudo runotarisira iwe muimba yake yakanyanyisa, pamubhedha wakanyorova ... Kurumidza, zvisinei kuti nzvimbo yako inotorwa nomumwe! "

Uye kunyange tine mirairo yokuti tisapfuurira kune vatengi vane mazano uye mazano, handina kukwanisa kubvunza: "Babulechka, nei uchida" iyi kati "? Iwe unorarama wakanyarara muimba yako yakanaka-uye zvakanaka. Uyezve pachava nehumwe hunyoro, utsi, masokisi akakomberedza kukanda ... "A babulechka kwandiri pakupindura:" Mwanasikana, wakaona kupi makate mumasokisi awo, saka, eh? "

Gogo ainyatsotsvaka kati kune kati yake, uye ini ndakanga ndisingazivi kuti chii.

Imwe nyanzvi inonakidza yemukadzi pamusoro pevarume "Fatal sexy anotarisa hafu"

Iyi nyanzvi inogona kunge iri kuenderera mberi kwechidiki chekutanga, nokuti chiito chacho zvose chiri mumagazini imwe chete apo matangazo anogamuchirwa. Asi panguva ino mukadzikadzi wemhando dzakanaka kwazvo auya muhombodo yakasvibiswa, chigamba chine ruvara uye ruvara rwemaruva. Muchiziviso chacho zvakanzi ichinhu chinotyisa chinotsvaka mweya wake. Zvakanaka, ndakanamatira mazino angu uye ndakanyarara: sexy so sexy, munhu wose ane kunzwisisa kwavo kwezwi iri.

Imwe nyanzvi pamusoro pemudzimai wekutanga uye nezvekambani jamu

Uye mukadzi akagara pasi pachigaro uye akasarudza kugovana nesu zvaaimboyeuka varume vake vekare.

- Murume wangu wokutanga aive, chaizvoizvo, munhu akanaka. Ndakanga ndangosungirirwa pazvokudya. Chero chii chandakagadzirira-iye zvino chinofananidza nemafuta amai vangu. "Makatekwi haafari!" Uye nei? Iyi ndiyo zukini imwe chete, inongova isina kuibva. Sei usingafari? "Kubva mujamu jamu haigoni kubikwa!" Yakananga ... Kubva kunamato, kubika kubva kumapukisi kubika, uye kubva kumakabichi - kwete?

Ndiri munhu zvakasikwa nemafungiro. Uye handidi kufamba makwara akarohwa. Kazhinji, hatina kubvumirana nematambiro angu okutanga.

Nhau yemurume wechipiri nesutu kubva pasi pemubhedha

Mukadzi - anouraya sexy - anoenderera mberi nekunakidza. Varume nevakadzi vakashandura nzvimbo sezvinonzi munyaya yake. Izvi zvinowedzera kukanganisa mumutauriro: ivo vachiri kujairika kuti ihwo hutano hwakasimba humwe dzimwe nguva huchibvumira kudzoka kumba mangwanani "pasi pomutyairi," uye mudzimai anofadza anomuzvidza mangwanani kuti ave asina kukodzera. Izvo zvinyorwa zvinoputsika. Pano, vaviri vacho vakavhiringidza basa.

- Murume wangu wechipiri aive muGermany. Akangondikanganisa nekutora nguva! "Kunwa mumba neusiku usadzokazve!". Zvakanaka, ndeupi mutauro wei? Uye ndeipi zvimwe zvandinofanira kuenda usiku? Kubasa - kutanga, uye neshamwari - yakanyanyisa ... Uye pakarepo kana ndichingomuka, brainwave inotanga pachizunguro chechipiri: usazunungusa madota mumucheka wehuga, usatarisa sutu pasi pemubhedha. Uye pane imwezve ini ndinofanira kutarisa iyo, kana ndikaiisa imomo ndoiisa iyo ... Ndiyo, ndinoiisa. Zvakanaka, muchidimbu, iye pachake akawira mariri! A bore, muchidimbu, neshoko. Uye neizvi isu hatina kufambidzana nemifananidzo.

A monologue pamusoro pemukadzi wechitatu uye akarasika masokisi

Murume wangu wechitatu aiva wokuEstonia. Naye tine chigumbuso chemasokisi. Hongu, hongu, zvinhu zvisinganzwisisiki semasokisi akafanana zvinogona kukonzera kurambana! "Ndinopisa-t-t-t-t-t-pric Kal-li-stvo isu-kuseka, vose vakaroorana vakaputika muduti duku ine pombi. Pa-achimu ani ane kurasikirwa-kurasikirwa nokupisa? "Uye ndinoziva sei kuti nei masokisi aya ari nguva dzose akarasikirwa? Ndakanga ndatova ivo vakangoita izvozvo, bhomba rakapetwa, mumashini yekuchenesa kushambadzira. Zvakare, kwete kufadza! Ndakanga ndisingadi mudiwa wangu, kuti jira racho richinje ruvara rwayo. Ikoko kwakanga kune gorofu, isingafadzi zvakadaro. Uye akava mutsara unoshamisa! Kutaura zvazviri, zvakazoita kusanganiswa kwose, zvinoita kuti titi, iri kuiswa kwemavara. Mugadziri anowana, nenzira ... Asi-murume wangu haana kukoshesa ndege yangu yekufunga kwangu. Havana kubvumirana nemunhu. Zvino, ikozvino tariro yekupedzisira kwauri.

Uye "sexy sexy" yakaruramisa chivara chake chemarangi, achichikanda pamapfudzi echalac jasi.