Funny skits pamusoro vadzidzisi pamusoro Day Mudzidzisi wacho

With rokudzidzisa anotarisana wose. Chokutanga, akasangana naye nemufananidzo mboni, uye ipapo - iri basa mubereki. Naizvozvo, shamisa skits pamusoro vadzidzisi kufanana dzinenge zvose vanhu. Uye pasina kwavari haugoni kuita mazororo kuchikoro!

Funny skits pamusoro vadzidzisi uye vabereki Vovochkinyh

Oh, uye zvose vadzidzisi akatora wakashata Little Johnny! Asi, sezvo zvinoitika, vabereki vake havana muduku kwaari ruzivo, unyanzvi uye chivimbo. Naizvozvo, shamisa skits pamusoro vadzidzisi uye vabereki Vovochkinyh achaita kukodzera vari muchiitiko chikoro mazororo enyika.

Scene pamusoro Vovochkinogo baba vake panyama dzidzo makirasi

vakasiyana ichi rakanyatsojeka akakodzera sezvo nhoroondo iri Day Mudzidzisi wacho. Funny nyaya chokuita anononoka-witted vabereki - kuti hamucharambi vachikuza vadzidzisi? Zvarongwa zvatinoona kunotanga ndechokuti chikoro ndiye Vovochkin baba musoro wake mabhandeji uye madondoro. Kunoda Kumutungamiriri muripo wemari nezvinokuvadza, sezvo pakiriniki regai kumupa mugwaronhau pamwe muripo. Director nezvishamiso "sei chikoro anofanira kubhadhara wakaputsika musoro?"

- Hungu, hapana chikoro, uye kwako mudzidzisi dzidzo chaiko! Ndiye chibharo vana kuita basa, iniwo akaedza kumhanya, akamira kunze pasuo yokurovedza muviri - uye pano ndicho mugumisiro!

- Chii akabvunza kudaro hazviiti Andrei Petrovich nevana? - kushamiswa wokuimba.

- Akati kwavari, "Vana, mutsai rako rorudyi!" Ini, zvakare, akasimudza gumbo rake rokurudyi. Iye anoti: "Zvino, simudza kuruboshwe gumbo," Ndakaedza kusimudza zvakawanda uye rworuboshwe gumbo, nokuchengeta maoko pamusoro hwindo sill, asi akawira, kurova musoro wake pasi ... uye makumbo angu rakabayirwa redhiyeta! Zvinoshamisa vana venyu usazvidya sei kunyange zvose chirema!

Thumbnail "Anna Kazan"

Kubudirira shamisa skits pamusoro vadzidzisi, zvakanyorwa ainakidza zvekunyanyisa. Somuenzaniso, zvingava maduku, chinhu nowenyika "The zvakaedza ari Wehove uye Golden Fish."

Little Johnny akanga achigara nevabereki vake

Right padivi chikoro chavo.

Vakagarako makore mashanu uye nemwedzi miviri.

Little Johnny akaenda kuchikoro ichi,

Uye vabereki dzose aipinda misangano.

Kana baba vakauya kumusangano,

Lo uye tarisai - mudzidzisi zvose pakuchema.

Zvino baba akabvunza mudzidzisi:

- Chinyiko, Anna?

Musingavayemedzi mudzidzisi baba:

- Vane nhamo unovava zvaitika!

Commission akasvika kuchikoro,

Ndakapinda zvidzidzo zvakasiyana.

Ndizvo vomukirasi yedu, vakatarira, asi ...

Ashamiswa wose, kuvanza, Little Johnny,

Zvinongoreva, tinogona kutaura, zvikuru akakatyamadza!

Akati akanaka komiti,

Kufanana, rudo vneurochku pasina ndangariro,

Rinonzi "Nhema pamusoro Kazan" ... Yes ...

About ngano haana kutaura,

Akati dzichitotaura kuti Kazan

ngano idzi akanyora mungano -

Indigenous vagari Kazan.

Pano baba akashamiswa pamwero mukuru:

- Ndezvipi iwe vasingafari Ivanovna?

Mwanakomana wangu iwe anokutenda uti,

Uye iwe uchiri havafaniri kumbonzwa!

- saka kubatikana pashure chikoro

It akadana yakasiyana chaizvo pashure zvose!

Hapana chete pamusoro ngano velasya matauriro

A zvakawanda pamusoro ska uye nokuda-ni-Ya!

Uye chaizvo vachisimudza ikoko kubva kutsamwa baba:

- Kana ukadaro, Anna Ivanovna,

A womunyika guta,

Chii chinonzi nhasi Kazan,

nharo ichi haaiti, nhamo,

Kurwisa mwana pamwe kutaura!

- vari kupi iwe kubva yakadaro kutora-chii

Chii, kufanana, akaberekerwa Kazan I?

- Kana iwe wakati, vanoti, muchikoro

Tikadzidza ngano. Uye - pamwe Kazan Ndiri!

Mudzidzisi anobata musoro wake uye kupopota, "Oh," achitiza yacho. Vovochkin Baba shrugs uye anoenda kumhiri.

Old Hottabych - sokunge akanga?

Unogona kufungidzira mifananidzo iri Day Mudzidzisi wacho kusetsa, umo imwe Tomé yekare akanyorwa hieroglyphs pairi ichashandiswa. It kuwana kubva mubhotoro, iyo Volka abate pagungwa. Munhu wose ari mukamuri achapiwa tichimirira genie, uye pano ... Zvino Volka zvakare kushamiswa - zvakasiyana mubhuku kwauri!

Uye unogona vachiri kusunungura genie pachikuva panguva noruzhinji musi Day Mudzidzisi wacho. Funny mirairo iyo anotaura Hottabych akare kunge rassmeshat vadzidzisi zvose uye vadzidzi! Kunyange zvazvo tomes kuverenga evasingatombonamati mudzidzisi denderedzwa uye panguva vakawanda zororo navadzidzi vake vanofanira kuva, pashure zvose, zvakasiyana.

"The mirairo mudzidzisi wechiduku kubva ruzivo navo" zvairatidza

Very okusika vachava kusetsa skits pamusoro vadzidzisi pamusoro Day Mudzidzisi wacho, kana mitemo kuti ubatanidzwe kwavari, haangavi chete iverengwewo asiwo kuridzwa. Somuenzaniso, kuti seungano.

Kutungamirira (mudzidzisi ruzivo):

- Mudzidzisi!

Vachipinda mukirasi, mumwe mudzidzisi wechiduku anoratidza Nguva kupinda mukamuri, akaisa chikwama yake patafura, nodding kirasi zvekufungidzira uye kugadzirira kugara pachigaro, kungoita izvozvo kubva pasi petafura. Mukusarudza anenge anoshevedzera:

- Regai kugara pasi!

Asi mudzidzisi agara pachigaro. Mukusarudza wekupomera vachidzungudza musoro wake zvinosuruvarisa uye anopfuurira:

- Regai pachigaro nechigaro pakarepo - kutanga kuongorora kana pamusoro payo kana guruu mabhatani ...

Mudzidzisi anosimuka, asi cheya ane chavasina uye rinobuda pamwe nayo. Kuti vawane izvi nokungoita kushandisa ngaasungirire kuti imperceptible kuti varibatanidze.

Saizvozvowo, unogona kurova yose mirairo, izvo zvinogona kunyange kurichinja kuva vakasiyana mamwe skits pamusoro vadzidzisi pamusoro Day Mudzidzisi wacho - murayiro mumwe nomumwe achava mufananidzo duku dzakazara.

Thumbnail-mutemo kutanga vadzidzisi

Play shamisa skits pamusoro vadzidzisi uye vadzidzi vanogona, yakavakirwa chaicho nyaya zveBhaibheri ruzivo "hares". Somuenzaniso, imwe kutungamirira unotaura murayiro uyu:

- Mudzidzisi! Kumbozvifarira ari mabasa vadzidzi VaGumbo okuti "ropa kubva mhino yake!"

Kuzarurwa chiito murayiro uyu, unogona kurova-siyana kusetsa skits pamusoro mudzidzisi nyaya. Somuenzaniso, vakadaro.

The mudzidzisi anopa basa vana:

- Mangwana, zvose kuunza basa - ropa kubva mhino!

Vana yeNodhi, vachizevezera, giggling. Kuvheneka nechiedza, simulating rimwe zuva idzva. Vana gara kugutsikana, mudzidzisi anokumbira kuverenga basa mumwe wavo. Mumwe inoti: "Writer. Ropa kubva mhino yake. Kamwe Ndakanyora rondedzero manheru. Pakarepo, I nehope. Musoro pachayo dzakawira nebhuku rokunyorera, mhuno flattened pamusoro pemvura tafura kubva kwaari misodzi ropa! "

Zvichida imwe basa Ipfungwa: "Uya rwokugadzira - ropa kubva mhuno," Somugumisiro - Vana kuunza matema pamwechete "ropa". Uye umwe anoti ropa raamai uchatorwa mumwe - kuti waipfuura wainzi mumugwagwa, uye yechitatu anoti akatora ropa ... wechikafu chikoro, nharo kuti akarayira kudaro Natalya Petrovna!

Mamiriro-Murayiro "matematichki"

Vakawana shamisa zvikuru skits pamusoro vadzidzisi, izvo zvinosanganisira akachenjera uye anosetsa vadzidzi. inoshandiswa pakutsigira kwakadaro kunyange yakakodzera chikoro KVNov.

Moderator:

- The masvomhu mudzidzisi! Regai kunotadzisawo vadzidzi dzako munhu anobatsira vanhu kutsvetera basa ravo - kwavari mambokadzi sayenzi zvose imwe nyaya.

mudzidzisi:

- Guys, ndapota anorondedzera sine wave wave. Peter!

Peter chinhu nokukurumidza Akanyora kapepa, chinyoreso ikaruma, anokwenya musoro wake, ruoko ruffles bvudzi - iri pfupi, inoratidza ndima yokunyorwa kwacho. Ipapo akamuka pamufananidzo Pose, anoisa pasi gumbo rake shure, ruoko kunosvika mberi muungudze anoverenga kubva jira:

- Oh, a sine wave wave, shamwari,

Zvino iwe tsanangura pano ndiri.

Iye akanaka, hapana mashoko pano -

Asi ini ndikupewo mhinduro yakazara.

Sezvo zvidhakwa rwendo musha

Curvier nayo. Up uye pasi

Munyonga curls, curls, curls ...

Haiwa, pano senhetembo hakuna kupiwa ...

Shanduka sine wave! kubva pakona

Zvinogara zvinobva. Nguva dzose!

About amplitude! The nharo!

Zvinoita kuti munhu akadhakwa Exchange

I kurumidza? Uye nokuti ronda

Track? kana kumanikidzwa

Makwara ake saka kuvhiringidzwa zvikuru

Snowstorm? Uye chando akanga achivavarira kuwa zvikuru? ..

The mudzidzisi nehasha anokudimburira kuti "Mudetembi":

- Zvakanaka, ndizvozvo zvakakwana, Petya, frolic!

Gara pasi, mudetembi Peter. Unit!

Thumbnail pamusoro Chirungu mudzidzisi

Chaizvoizvo kufanana pedagogues pfupi dramatizations, kana vanhu vakuru vanoratidza unyanzvi hwavo uye zvinosetsa, ndyaringo pamusoro unyanzvi usina kufukidzwa simbe. Kwakadaro shamisa skits mudzidzisi uye mudzidzi kutamba pamwechete, saka ivo yakakodzera chikoro konzati yose.

mudzidzisi:

- Day Good, Volodya!

- Day Good, Anna Pavlovna, - ane kusimbisa basa mudzidzi.

- Wakadzidza mashoko?

- Koneshn Pavlova!

- Zvichava mu Chirungu "twakadai"?

- Morkveyshnl!

- A mbatatisi?

- Kartofeyling!

- Saka, Volodya ... Zamechatelneyshnl! Nokuti otvetiling iwe poluchaeshnl edinitsiling! Ponimeyshinl?

Volodya inosuruvarisa nods, otora dhayari uye mashizha.

Thumbnail of zvarongwa anecdotes pamusoro Vovochka kuti vasikana

Funny skits pamusoro vadzidzisi panguva yokupedzisira bhero akakandira sezvo ndangariro pauduku yava akura kudzidza. Saka zvinobvira vakomana guru uye nevasikana kuti kufungidzira vana - vasikana vaduku vane RIBBONS uye freckles uye vakomana knickerbockers nokubatsirwa. Mumwe nhoroondo kungava vakadaro.

mudzidzisi:

- Natasha, ndiudzei sei ruchikonzera earthworms?

- unogovera Tamara Stepanovna!

- More zvakananga, Natasha, sei?

- nefoshoro chete Tamara Stepanovna!

- Zvakanaka, Natasha, Mwari kuvakomborera, makonye ... Uye Ndipei mhuka gumi kuti vanogara Africa.

- Four garwe matanhatu tsoko!

- All Natasha, mwoyo murefu wangu pamusoro! Domupai dhayari, I akachiisa kwamuri deuce!

- Uye handina zvino ... Vasilisa yake ndakatora panguva. Iye zvino vachati nacho vabereki vavo.

Thumbnails ari zvarongwa anecdotes pamusoro Vovochka vakomana

mudzidzisi:

- How zvikuru zviviri kuwedzerazve maviri? Tanya, mundipindure!

- zviuru Five, pigweed tabhu!

- Wrong. Unofungei, Petya?

- Ndinofunga kuti Chipiri!

- Iwe havafungi, Petya. Uye kana uchifunga haina uropi ... Little Johnny, pamwe munoziva mhinduro yakarurama?

- Chokwadi, pigweed Ivanna-! Kaviri maviri mana!

- Ndizvozvo, imi umnichka, Little Johnny! Uye sei muchiziva?

- Saka chokwadi kana kubva zviuru zvishanu kubvisa Chipiri, ipapo tinowana ina!

The Chiitiko chechipiri inogona kuvakwa pamusoro Vovochki kukurukura nevabereki. mwanakomana Amai spashivaet, kuti wakange ari kuchikoro nhasi. Little Johnny muchizvikudza anopindura:

- pigweed Ivanna-kurumbidzwa nokuda kwenyu ushamwari!

- sei izvozvo? - mai Achishamisika akabvunza.

- Haana akati, "Zvakanaka, Little Johnny, ndokutenda zvikuru kuti vabereki vako, ivo zvechokwadi kuita basa kwandiri Uye akakumbira vose vakati kana vane hama, ini wokutanga akati!.!

- Ko iwe unoti?

- Saka, ndikati - chete mwana mumhuri! Uye Maria Ivanovna akaparadza ziya pahuma yake, akamusimudza maoko kudenga uye akachema nomufaro: "! Ndinokutendai Ishe"

Kuti mashoko sei kuti kukwira thumbnails zvidzidzo kuchikoro mazororo

inoshandiswa pakutsigira yose kupangidza chaicho. Havafaniri kugadzira. Just tinyatsoongorora vana uye vadzidzisi uye kunyora zvose anosetsa zviitiko. Hunokunda upenyu pachahwo haana wekuvamba mumwe.