Scene pamusoro Amai kusetsa Amai Day

Nzira mumwe munhu rinotanga ruoko kwaamai, iyo inogara kupfuura zvinodhura uye dzepedyo munhu kumugumo mazuva. In kuonga vanaamai vose upenyu anounzwa muna 1998 mu pakarenda akaonekwa zororo - Day kwaAmai, iro rinopembererwa musi wokupedzisira Svondo yaNovember. Children nehama musakanganwa kuzokorokotedza zvikuru chizvarwa vakadzi dzinoitwa mangwanani uye pamitambo zviitiko mumapoka evana, izvo zvinogona kuva kushongedzwa kusetsa skits pamusoro naamai.

For kukireshi

Inokosha dzidzo uye kudzidzisa nguva vachiri vaduku ndiyo nomusoro ndima. Izvi kunonatsiridza kutaura uye anovandudza ndangariro. Naizvozvo, nokuti vana bato vanofanira atore chiduku rhyming rugwaro, akazara mikana yokuratidza pachavo vari mutambo mutsetse kuti vana kuziva. Zvinokwanisika kuunganidza zvinhu kubva anozivikanwa ndima kunoshamisa vanyori: Agnes Barto, Elena Blaginin, Grigore Vieru. Nokuti pfungwa dzevateereri zvakakosha chaizvo kuti nokuguma akanga isingatarisirwi uye yaiva chivande. Chinhu chakanakisisa, kana chiitiko pamusoro Amai - funny, nokuti zororo rinokosha chaizvo pfungwa.

Asi vanofanira kuva nechokwadi kupfeka rokudzidzisa zvisikwa: kwete chete zvinobatsira uchifara, asiwo kudzidzisa mutsa, reciprocity, kudada mhuri yake. Kutungamirira anogona kutora mudzidzisi, uye vari mukuru boka - rakagadzirirwa kupfuura mwana anokwanisa kuchengeta Zano shinda, nekuti zvimwe zvirimo havazobvumirwi akakurukura kuti vateereri.

"Bank Holiday"

Vana yokunyora nokudhirowa pamusoro amai zvakanaka kumiririrwa mu mabhuku akaunganidzwa, tinopa muverengi sezvinhu "yomutambo zuva":

Vakwikwidzi: Mukusarudza, Amai, baba, mwanasikana, mwanakomana.

mwanakomana:

Pamutambo - Waamai Day!

Asi hanzvadzi duku kurara nesu simbe:

chete ukurire mushana nepahwindo,

Tiri kare kutamba katsi.

(Mukomana nomusikana anoenda pamukova kamuri, kuteerera).

Mwanasikana anoti munin'ina wake:

Baba naAmai vakanyatsorara,

Uye hatidi zvokudya!

mwanakomana:

Hatidi muka navo,

Soup anogona kubika pachako!

(Iye anofarira hanzvadzi duku kuti mukicheni.)

Kanya mukanyiwa anokwanisa,

Uye Vacuum Chair!

mwanasikana:

Shongedza cabinet mavara

Ndiwo kushamisika, ichava mai vangu!

(Children achidhonza mumwe vacuum, akazaruka magaba wependi, kukanda pasi. Vanokanya hupfu kuti achanamatira nemaoko, zvipfeko, bvudzi riri pakombiyuta).

mwanasikana:

Mutsindo pasi imba ... ndiani?

mwanakomana:

Tichava nokukurumidza!

Kana mai, ndicho dambudziko,

Hatina nguva, sezvo nguva dzose!

Kuguma Mifananidzo "zuva pamitambo"

Skits pamusoro mai uye mwana haagoni kuita pasina papa, iyo kukonzera pabindu, izvo zvakakosha zvikuru:

(Included baba vashamiswa kutarisa nezvokudya mukicheni).

baba:

Chii chakaitika, handina kunzwisisa!

Ndicharova vaviri iwe!

Mwanasikana (tsamwisa):

Hatingadi kutsamwa,

Ita amai kushamisika!

Moderator:

Baba kamwe kusuruvara,

Zviri pamusoro zororo vakakanganwa chinhu:

Handisi kutenga boka maruva,

, No zvipo makeke!

Maoko akapeta, iye,

Hands ari pendi pasi,

Akati ...

baba:

Eya, vana, zvose kuti chikonzero! Kune imwe-mbiri!

(All akaita pasi unofara mimhanzi zvebhizimisi. Nokukurumidza rwakabvisa rokuchenesa, yakabikwa kudya, keke iri kubika, pamusoro mikova cabinet vanokweverwa maruva, baba chinonzvenga kurara).

Moderator:

Amai akamuka mangwanani,

Vakanyarara vaifamba zvishoma nezvishoma vachipinda kicheni.

The musuo, ndakadaro ...

amai:

Tsvatu waro, chii kuchena!

Rinofembedza zvingwa zviviri kupisa,

Wenguo akapendwa ose mavara,

Cat purrs pahwindo ...

Mwanakomana uye mwanasikana:

Amai, pamusoro zororo kwauri!

Moderator:

Amai kumbundirwa nembudzana,

Maererano musoro rwakandimbundikira dzavo,

Uye zvinyoronyoro akati:

Sorry ... Dad nehope!

School zvatinoona nezvaamai vangu, kunyanya vana makirasi vadiki

Pakutanga upenyu chikoro vaitungamirira basa iri vana kudzidza. Chikuru simba - mudzidzisi, ane pfungwa kunokosha kuti vadzidzi kupfuura mubereki. Saka here kushandisa akakurumbira chaizvo uye mafaro Humoresque:

amai:

Huyai, mwanakomana. Service anodana kuchikoro kuti kunonoka!

mwanakomana:

Ndinoita kwete. Zvakare Petrov kuchatanga kuramba zvose ... zateet kurwa!

amai:

Kana musingadi simuka, anonoka chidzidzo chokutanga.

mwanakomana:

Oh zvakanaka. Watch sezvo Ivanov zvakare Muchakanda mamvemve?

amai:

Kunyange zvakadaro haana kunaka kuti kunonoka.

mwanakomana:

A chakanaka kana Sidorov kubenzi vanhu kupfura?

amai:

Mwanakomana, haugoni kuenda kuchikoro, nekuti uri ... Director!

Gadzira pamusoro mwanakomana uye mai vake - kukurukurirana pamusoro nyaya chii vakuru vana vaduku kuti vabereki vavo. Uye kunyange mukuru ane hanya, kunzwisisa zvose amai vangu pamberi zvaakanga achida kuva capricious, uchiyeuka ake pauduku.

For pakati mamaneja

Panguva apo mafungiro mudzidzisi kunokosha nokuda mudzidzi, zvinokosha kuti ayeuchidze kudiwa kubatsira zvikuru zvinodhura vakadzi - vanamai uye vanambuya. Izvi zvinogona kuitwa nokusetsa, vachishandisa kuuya yezororo. Option ndima Zvinofadza nekuti zviri nyore kunzwisisa uye kuti tifunge yavo maitiro mumamiriro ezvinhu akafanana, kutarisa pachedu. "Mwanakomana A hanya" - sezvinhu nezvaamai vangu. Funny nyaya inogona nyore kuridzwa ne vadzidzi vaviri, nokuti mwanakomana uye mai vake achibva chitoro vanobatanidzwa mairi.

(Included Amai vake maoko rinorema bhegi).

mwanakomana:

Ndakamubvunza imi nguva mangani:

Musateerera kwamuri, Amai:

No vanofanira kusimudza mabhegi

10 makirogiramu.

amai:

Hongu, ndinoda zano

Your wokurera, mwanakomana wangu!

mwanakomana:

Uye iwe unogona kuenda kuchitoro,

Razochka maviri, zviri nyore!

Funny chiitiko nezvaamai vangu chete kana pasina kutsvinya uye kusaremekedza kumukadzi-mai. Chinosekwa - vaya vanoratidza kusava nehanya kana kusatenda.

Chesekondari,

Vokusekondari vanokwanisa kugadzirira Mini-waivako, uyewo miniatures anonakidza, kuunza basa ravo. Vanogona kuva vakagadzirira:

• For vezera ravo.
• Vana zvokutanga mamakisi.
• Vabereki nevadzidzisi.

Nokuti vabereki uye nevezera vanoda zvakasimba skits pamusoro naAmai musi Amai Day. Funny inoshandiswa pakutsigira kuti nhetembo Somuenzaniso, zvinobikwa E. kubvuma "Rout" Zvaizova zvakakodzera kuti vana vadiki. Kuti iwe unogona kuridza kune mutambo zuva?

"The muzariro"

The skit kunosanganisira protagonists matatu: murume, mukadzi uye namai.

(In kubhawa panguva kubhawa musikana vagere. Nokuti akatuma mukomana).

Guy: Hellou, mwana! Wakangosuruvara?

Girl: Hey! Kwete pasina izvozvo!

Guy: Unoda kuronga chisingakanganwiki manheru? Hendei neni?

Girl: Hongu, ndinoda kuenda, asi amai vangu zvakasimba akarayira kudzokera pa 23:00.

Guy: Ha ha! Iwe hausi makore gumi! Unogona kuva naamai vake uye kudanana ugopinda?

(Pakarepo, ruoko otora jaya nzeve).

Guy: Amai? Uri kuzviita sei pano?

Amai: Ndizvo chaunacho sei pano? Iwe kudzora mangwana!

Boy: Amai, saka ini ...

Amai: March kumusha! No tuzvikonzero!

The mukomana (musikana) Baby, ndine urombo, I ...

Amai: Home!

Chiitiko ichi chiri pamusoro Amai - funny, nekuti pane zvakawanda kwendyaringo, kuburikidza icho kunosimbisa kuremekedza mufananidzo mai.

chikoro KVN

Kuchikoro, nokuti chokwadi kune vamwe KVN zvikwata, izvo zvinogara zvichiitika pakati makwikwi. Topic nokuti majee chinogona kuonekwa yakarongwa kuti iitike uwirirane zororo misi, kusanganisira kwaAmai Day, iro kuchawedzera vateereri uye achaita mano kuona kusetsa muupenyu chaihwo. Self-ndyaringo - chimwe chezvinhu zvinokosha unhu KVN. Pakati makwikwi KVN akashandiswa:

• Welcome.
• Warm-up (pfupi majee pamusoro musoro yemhuka KVN).
• Homuweki pamwe entertainers.
• Music mumakwikwi, umo pafoni Remade nziyo vakakurumbira.

Shoko zvingava zvakakodzera duku skits pamusoro naamai. KVN kunoda ikapenya majee, saka vanofanira kuva pfupi, asi capacious chaizvo. Somuenzaniso, zvinotevera musimboti inogona kurumbidzwa:

Amai (mwanakomana mukuru):

Unoonaka, mwanakomana, mubatsiri raamai riri kukura! Yaigeza, uye anotora nguo namabote!

mwanakomana:

Hongu ... Asi zvinoita sokuti kuva mutevedzeri wako, yomucheka chinhu wedu tambo anorembera!

munhu akura

Kumba panguva kupemberera zvingava zvakakodzera chiitiko nezvaamai vangu kuti vakuru. Rinogona kugadzirwa zvakakwana uye kuvakwa kuti chero munhu anofadza ezvinhu. Une maviri zvokusarudza.

• Medical Check-kukwira nyaya yevasungwa. In huru gwaro achapiwa segwapa: ndakajeka zera, waifarirwa kunzwa, zvakaratidzwa zana muzana. chinhu chimwe nechimwe zvinogona chinosetsa kuti decipher. Pakati matambudziko zvakafanira kuziva wakawedzera kwemwoyo, achiratidza yakakwirira pamwero mwoyo vana, dzidzo yavo, upenyu pachavo, nyanzvi basa.
• Mubayiro mai Order "Nokuti munorumbidzirweiko" pamwe Pachikamu yavo. Rinofanira paakavapa, boka rutsigiro, vateereri ovation, mutevedzeri anoita zvipo uye maruva. Muenzaniso aizova pfungwa :. "Nokuti dzidzo kutenda muna Mwari" Somuenzaniso unogona kuti vataura mashoko kubva muupenyu: "Amai, iwe nguva dzose akati:" Nyengetera, mwanakomana wangu, kuti ari gwapa pamusoro bhurukwa akashamba kubvisa "!.

Kugadzirwa skits pamusoro naAmai musi Amai Day - Funny kuyeuka ndichiri muduku, zvichipa zororo rinokosha poignancy uye noushamwari uye wakarurama mhepo. Vanogona achiperekedzwa mumhanzi, necessitates Association, kuona mifananidzo mhuri uye donative makadhi.

Scene nezvaamai vangu, "pusa ezvinhu"

Today akabudisa zvizhinji whooping uye enyambo mifananidzo vanamai uye vanambuya kutadza kuti kubata kombiyuta. Kunyanya shamisa anoratidzwa mu "Diesel-dzinoratidza." Ravachaitira yepakutanga Shanduro yake pamusoro mwanasikana naamai. Mamiriro anochinja omumwe zvingakwanisa vana vabereki vavo;

(Mwanasikana-kuchikoro mudzidzi agere kombiyuta, mai vangu yaisanganisira).

amai:

Ndine kombiyuta kwemaminitsi mashoma unodiwa, mifananidzo Ndinoda kukanda mu "Vaunodzidza navo".

(Iye nyongoroka anosimuka kubva patafura. Mai vangu anozarura album uye vanoedza pinza pikicha kupinda nemotokari).

Mwanasikana: Amai, uri kuitei? Zvakanyorwa akadhindwa mifananidzo.

Amai: Zvino sei kuti kurasikirwa navo "Vaunodzidza navo"?

mwanasikana:

Izvi zvinoitwa chete rutanda, une wemagetsi svikiro?

amai:

A duku shoma chinhu, kufanana mudzanga vakareruka?

mwanasikana:

Zvakanaka, hongu ... Uye kurasikirwa navo, unofanira danda mukati. Chii Username rako?

amai:

Chii?

mwanasikana:

Login! Code shoko, pasina iro hazvibviri kushanyira nzvimbo. Nyora pasi pano nemabhii Latin. Uye password.

amai:

Oh, zvino, handiyeuki nomusoro.

(Kuminyuka akabudisa yakaunyana pepa uye avamba clumsily jabbing panguva kiibhodhi. The mwanasikana ari kuedza kumubatsira, asi amai vangu achihwanda wake katsamba ake. Mwanasikana t rwake uye nehasha anosiya mumba).

Amai (anoisa pamahedhifoni uye nokukurumidza kunozarura skype):

Uyu Arrow. Sea Wolf, wagadzirira? Mwanasikana akasunungura kombiyuta kuti maawa mashoma. Saka isu kutanga. Mumwe-Eyed famba kuruboshwe, uye ini ndichaivakazve kuridza nayo kurudyi. Svetuka kupinda crevice, kuvanza! Anaconda, kwaziwai! Nemiwo kubvisa mwanasikana? Iye akasunungura pachake kubasa? Uyai, kuti chokuita, mupote naro kuruboshwe. Kuitwa! Kuziva zvedu! Mberi kuti kanda nzvimbo mune vaviri mumasekonzi, ndege kuti pedyo nyika. Tinoratidza kuti multi-nezvombo Vishera!

Short skits pamusoro naAmai nyore zvinopinda chero Muchiitiko mutambo chiitiko, achichipa yakanaka mwoyo uye kuunza kunyemwerera vaya vakapedza.