Funny skits nezvechikoro. Funny pfupi skits nezvechikoro

Kushongedzwa anenge ose hwomwana mazororo anosetsa skits nezvechikoro. OIO anoitiswa mururimi masvingo, Christmas pati, Day Mudzidzisi wacho, paZuva School aberekwa - asi hauzivi zvikonzero zvikuru kuti unakirwe!

Tiri kufara kupa newe pakusarudza mifananidzo akawanda kuti vabatsire kuumba yomutambo kumunetsawo.

pfupi nhaurirano

Kunopiwa ino zvidiki mamwe skits pamusoro chikoro hakurevi nomusoro girl uye refu magwaro.

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Vamwe hope mudzidzi anoti imwe:

- I Zvimwe Kurwara!

- Unofunga kudaro?

- Hongu, ndiri zvose akafukidzwa negumbeze uye kurara dzose nguva!

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Vadzidzi vaviri mushure geography chidzidzo:

- Zvisinei, Handitendi kuti Pasi ari kugadzira!

- Nei?

- Hongu, kana zviri muchitonhorera, gungwa angadai refu kubva wakateura!

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Vakundwa nehasha anoudza shamwari yake:

- Ungafungidzira? Mudzidzisi akabvunza kuti ini achanzi chete kuti erudzi nokupesana! Uye handirevi whisking masvomhu!

In kombiyuta yezvirwere

Zvinotevera shamisa skits nezvechikoro uyewo haatarisiri chaiwo zvemaoresa. Chete mukupera vanofanira kuva kutevedzera boka kombiyuta.

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Benzi chikoro musikana kuratidza kure, kutarisa hwendefa mugirazi:

- Chiedza girazi rangu, ndiudzei! Hongu, chokwadi chose mushumo! Ini chete chombo muchiedza yose zvinotapirawo? All slimmer zvikuru mufashoni?

Mirror (drawl, asi nehasha):

- I achakupai mhinduro yako! Makauya! I - hwendefa!

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Mudzidzi anobvunza mudzidzisi:

- Ivan Ivanovich, uye une mwana aiva piritsi?

- Kwete, chii iwe, ipapo kombiyuta haasi ikoko!

- Uye chii iwe kutamba?

- On mumugwagwa!

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Rokuchenesa Vahosi anopinda kombiyuta mukamuri uye zvakasimba obvunza:

- Ndiani pano anoziva sei kushandisa makombiyuta?

vadzidzi vose, pasina chaakasiya vanoti: "Ndini."

Rokuchenesa mudzimai (menacingly):

- Zvino pakarepo kuenda paIndaneti uye kutsvaka nzvimbo apo unodzidza kushandisa chimbuzi!

Scene pachikoro gore: kusetsa uye kwete chaizvo refu

Chiitiko ichi zvinoda chete maitiro zviri vatambi. "Botan" vanofanira kuva kupfeka magirazi uye kutaura, mumwe musikana nemusikana - kutarisa zvoupenzi, mincing uye nechido.

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The Guy akafanana randinenge "Nerd," anodaro shamwari yake:

- Ungafungidzira ini Tomka akadana kumba kuona iye uye kombiyuta kudaro! Uyai, uye kuonekwa, zvose panzvimbo imwe haagoni kugara! On the cheya Kukosa, kuti chakamonerwa tambo iri nebandauko nechigaro. Ndakapika, akasunungura tambo, akaisa chivhariso akakwakuka, akatendeuka ari pakombiyuta yake uye kuruboshwe.

Tomochka achifinyamisa meso ake, nechido anoudza waunodzidza naye yake:

- Oh, Lyutikov uyu ungagona!

- Unorevei?!

- Zvakanaka, akauya kwandiri, akatarira kombiyuta, akaisa maoko ake mudenga, zevezeve chinhu inoshamisa, akatendeuka cheya yangu 10 nguva counterclockwise, kombiyuta ndokupfura rutsoka, akazevezera zvakare chinhu rakavanzika uye akasiya. Fungidzira, zvakashanda!

Wandinodzidza, vachiyemura:

- Wow! Warlock!

Very shamisa skits nezvechikoro

Atsanangura chidzidzo rwokuzvarwa nhoroondo mudzidzisi akabvunza kirasi:

- Zvakanaka, zvino iwe kunzwisisa sei snows muchando, uye muzhizha hazvisi?

Petrov, kubva pachigaro chake,

- Chokwadi, chokwadi! Kana akawa muzhizha, angadai vakanyauka!

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In chidzidzo Russian, mudzidzisi akati:

- Petrov, "Ini kudzidza, unodzidza, ari kudzidza" - ndiko nguva?

Petrov, befu:

- Lost, Mar Ivanna!

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Kuti mukomana wakanakisisa zvakakodzera shamwari uye vanoti:

- Andrei, vakaenda usiku huno vari Datenroku pamwe nevasikana!

Andrew, mafungiro:

- Kwete, Handingaendi nemi! Kune nziyo rinorira, ruzha zvose ...

- Saka chii?

- Hongu, handifungi kuti zvinhu zvakadaro ndinogona kunyatsonzwisisa musimboti wenyika Lebesgue-Stieltjes.

Zvinhu vadzidzi vaduku

Zvinotevera shamisa skits - zvikoro zvepuraimari. Vanogona kuva zvinobudirira kuratidzwa pamutambo vacheche. Zvisinei, vokusekondari achava rubatsiro mamwe masoja ake muduku.

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mudzidzi chikoro anoti shamwari dzake;

- Tarirai sei benzi chekutanga mwana wechikoro! Ndichamuratidza kuti iwe!

Calling mbudzana kana achiriona, anoti kwaari:

- In ruoko ichi Ndine 50 rubles, uye muna 10 - kuti iwe tora pachako?

Kid zvinotora 10 rubles. Vokusekondari kuseka, akamonyanisa munwe wake kutemberi yake, shrug.

vomuzana mwana wechikoro shamwari yake inomubatsira parutivi anomubvunza:

- Nei wakasarudza 10 rubles?

First mwana wechikoro izwi kufara:

- Zvakanaka, kana ini sarudza 50, mutambo ichava pamusoro!

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First-mwana wechikoro anoona manicure pane chesekondari (vachiyemura):

- Class, zvaunazvo refu nezvipikiri!

High School, affectations:

- Chii kukufarira?

- Zvakanaka, hungu! Zvichida zvakadaro panokwanisika kwira miti!

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Amai ari akatarira yokutanga mwana wechikoro dhayari. Uye ipapo deuce vayambuka panze, uye inotevera ndiyo mana. Amai, pamwe chinokatyamadza:

- Vanya! Chii?!

Vanya, achitarisa wakadzikama pana amai vake:

- Isu tiri mudzidzisi akati kuti kana tichida, tinogona kugadzirisa mamakisi yakaipa!

Zvatinoona nevadzidzisi

Zvinotevera pfupi mamwe skits pamusoro chikoro unogona kuridza pachavo, asi zvinogona vauye navo uye vadzidzisi.

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Kutaura mudzidzisi:

- Sidorkin iwe handina kuvimbisa kuti akagadzirisa deuce ake?

- Hongu, Mar Ivanna.

- Asi handina kuvimbisa kuzodana vabereki vako, kana mukasaita izvi?

- Hongu, Mar Ivanna, asi kana ndisina kuchengeta chivimbiso chake, uye iwe unogona kurega yake!

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Mudzidzisi akatarisa kukurairisai latecomer:

- Semyon! Uri kunonoka zvakare! Chii nguva ino?

Urume, neurombo:

- Mar Ivanna, Ini ndapepuka, akatarira kuti awa, uye remuSamoa blinked.

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Music mudzidzisi anotendeukira naamai:

- mwanasikana wako vanofanira kuridza piyano!

Amai, kugomera zvakanyanya:

- Ishe, apo zvikuru! Tine muvakidzani wechinomwe Uchibviswa!

Dreams, zviroto ...

Izvi zvishoma shamisa skits nezvechikoro kare zvinoda kushoma nzvimbo yokugara, achiratidza kuti vakomana rakabuda chikoro, kunyange zvazvo kukurukurirana izvi zvinogona kuitika panguva yokuzorora. Zvose zvinoenderana mupfungwa Kumutungamiriri.

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Sidorov, kugomera chaizvo, auya kumba achibva kuchikoro. Ivanov anomubvunza:

- Sidorov, uri kuitei? Deuce akasimuka?

Sidorov zvinosiririsa:

- Uh-huh.

Uye anowedzera wistfully:

- Fungidzira, sei vaizova nyore kudzidza kana geometry theorem no inogona akaratidza nemashoko okuti: "Chokwadi, munhu anogona kuona chete!"

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Man dreamily: "Zvaizova zvakanaka kudai taigona kuverenga mupfungwa! Ndaibva kuziva zvokutaura mukirasi! "

shamwari yake: "Hongu, asi aiziva kuti mudzidzisi anofunga kana iwe kupindura zvakaipa!"

rudo

Chokwadi, pfupi mamwe skits pamusoro chikoro haagoni kufuratira kuti, dzimwe nguva tisingatarisiri kunooneka pacharo kuchikoro tsitsi pakati vakomana nevasikana.

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Little Johnny Escorts Masha kumba kubva kuchikoro uye anomuudza tichizengurira:

- Teerera, Mary, ndinoda kureurura kwamuri (kumbomira) (hereinafter anotaura nokukurumidza) kusvikira ukaenda puranga, ndikabvarura kure namapapiro nhunzi uye akaukanda Portfolio rako! Pamusoroi!

Masha, mumwe pusa squint:

- Handizivi kana zvinonaka?

Little Johnny akanyonganisa:

- handizivi ... Munopikisanei?

Masha chinyararire:

- Hongu, ndinoda kukumbira ruregerero, zvakare! I kuzviita kwamuri mumuto muimba yokudyira akadonha kusvikira iwe akaenda kutenga chingwa!

Asi zvishoma seka

Kunyange shamisa skits nezvechikoro kazhinji vangoendeswa kubva upenyu, saka musangano omutambo pachavo vanogona kubuda chinhu chakadaro.

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Russian mutauro zvidzidzo Little Johnny anobvunza muvakidzani neshamwari:

- Hey, sei kutaura, koteji chizi kana koteji chizi?

A muvakidzani, nokugadzirisa magirazi ake, ane yakarurama chiso:

- The Kumikidzo "Haiwa"!

Little Johnny, pashure kumbomira:

- Ndinokutendai! Kununurwa, saka akanunura!

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Wandinodzidza (mu nechitarisiko - rakaisvonaka mboni) inoti befu:

- Hongu, Lozhkyn, mukasandizivisa ushamwari musoro wake!

Lozhkyn shrug:

- Ndine izvozvo kungova ukama bhizimisi - I vamuriritira, uye iye anofunga!

Kukurukura mudzidzisi

Funny skits nezvechikoro - kana kuronga KVN, kana zvimwe kunonakidza zviitiko - kuita pasina nhaurirano, rakafanana zvinotevera.

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A mudzidzisi anotaura kuti fashionably akapfeka mukuru mboni:

- Lera, zvakanaka, iwe vakarega kuchikoro!

- Hongu, Mar Ivanna, zviri nokuda mai vangu.

- Hazvina kuti, aiva hurukuro yakanakisisa rokudzidzisa?

- Kwete, ari chete akatenga unozviidza chic Italian majombo!

- Saka chii?

- Like chii? Zvino ndamira pakutanga, kuti nguva kupfeka vanamai vavo pamberi! (Gordo dzadzimwa)

Mudzidzisi runodzingira maoko ake.

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mudzidzisi wechikuru, kugomera, anoti bhururu wake:

- Ndichaenda zvichida kurega!

- Muri kukurukurirana pamusoro! Uri mudzidzisi pachikoro!

- I mari yakawandisa ... Ndinoenda mangwanani chitima izere vanhu Ndinosimudzira meso angu, akati zvakasimba: "Hello, gara pasi!"

Funny? Chokwadi, musoro!

Funny skits nezvechikoro zvakanaka nokuti nyore kutamba, havafaniri zvinoda nezvakawanda kudzidzira. The chikuru ndechokuti kuva anofara manzwiro ako chakasvitswa vanoiona yenyu!

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- Mit, munoziva shoko rinomirira "nakisa"?

- Zvakanaka, zviri chinhu saka zvakawanda zviri kare uye haagoni kuva.

- A "hyper"?

- A "hyper" ... (T Mitya huma) Oh! Ichi chinhu kupfuura "nakisa"!

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Girls kutamba ari dzandaienda:

- Hey, iwe hauzivi chii Mosul?

- Zvakanaka, zviri pfupa huru yakadai, izvozvo yaisa mumuto. Munopikisanei?

- Hongu, Ndagara rwiyo inotonhorera vakanzwa: «Iwe moyo wangu, Iwe mweya wangu ...»

Pachikuva, otanga kuridza kurira yakakurumbira rwiyo kuteererwa bhendi Modern Talking

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Petka aine "Lantern" huru uye pasi ziso shamwari yake;

- Petya, nei mava akafukidza mhaka?

- The snowball kurwisana aine musikana achitamba!

- Saka chii?

- Saka zvinoitika, kubva mudiki chikwata Handball! Uye regai kurasikirwa izvi!

Nyaya iri yokuchinjira mbatya kuchikoro mukamuri

Vamwe shamisa skits nezvechikoro zvinoda kutora chikamu Extras. Asi zvakadaro haangavi kuomera zvesimba.

Girls achidanidzira zvuva mikukutu mukomana. mudzidzisi wavo Anodzivisawo:

- Stop! Chii chakaitika?!

Mumwe wevasikana vakatsamwa:

- Lyutikov mukusora pamusoro pedu yokuchinjira mbatya kuchikoro mukamuri!

Mudzidzisi, chaizvoizvo kutarisa Lyutikova:

- Saka chii, wakafanana nawo?

Buttercups akanyonganisa kunyarara, ipapo kwazvo okudenha:

- No!

Girls korasi, drawling uye vakagumbuka:

- sei kwete?!

A Mazano shoma nokuda vatungamirire

Vose shamisa yokunyora nokudhirowa nezvechikoro, sezvamunoziva, kuti kuridzwa nokutendeseka uye zvokutamba. Minimal nemhando uye havapindiri.

Pachikuva unokwanisa kuisa Somuenzaniso, zviviri desks uye bhodhi kuti recreate chimiro mukirasi. Kana zvinoitika panguva yokumbozorora kana munzira kumba, unogona hope kumusoro. Nokuti "mugwagwa musha" zvakakwana uye mumwe muti kana pabhenji. Uye mamiriro ezvinhu, achitora nzvimbo muchikoro mukoridho anogona kuridzwa pamberi guru hwindo necheseri.

Zvinokosha izvi pfupi Mitambo - regai wakaremedza zvemaoresa dzavo. Ivo stubby, uye saka pfungwa kunofanira kuva pane zvinotaurwa mutambi inoti, kwete chokwadi kuti akapoteredzwa panguva ino.

Kuvaka zvatinoona imwe konzati, unogona kukoka tenzi, izvo zvichaita zvapinda vateereri, uko pamamiriro ezvinhu. Iva rokusika, uye kwako pazororo iri chokwadi kuyeukwa uye ichabereka zvikuru chaizvo!