Tositi varume mundima uye prose

Chichiitwa tositi varume ndiko kuoma kukunda nokuda akanaka pabonde. Vakadzi vari unetseke zviratidzo hanya, uye saka anogona unozununguswa nyore zvido rudo uye mufaro.

Kukwazisa kutaura kuti murume, baba kana webasa anofanira kuva basa pfupi ounyanzvi. Zvikasadaro, hazvisi kurangarira.

Naizvozvo, mukuru vakadzi vakachenjera vanofunga kuburikidza pachine chaizvo mashoko mhando vachataura panguva mhemberero vachikudza pavarume.

Birthday - imwe kuripa nehanya

Birthday hakuna kukwana kunzwa kubva vadiwa wakangosuruvara zvose zvido utano uye kubudirira.

Murume vachipemberera raakaberekwa Ndinoda kugeza ne compliments uye "stroked mbava." Achauyisa zvikuru wokuzvarwa vaeni ndangariro yake pachake kukunda uye zvayakawana.

Toasts kuti rokuberekwa murume nani kunyora pre-zvibvunze mubvunzo:

1. Chii chinokosha unhu ane gamba ari Kupemberera? Nokuti izvo anofanira kurumbidzwa?
2. Ndezvipi zvinofadza zvinhu zvinoitika muupenyu iye zvino kana rokuberekwa kwakaitika munguva ichangopfuura?
3. Anoshanda nomurume, pashure wauri kuenda kuti tositi? Chii chinoshamisa ndechokuti basa rake?
4. Senguva dzose gamba iri chiitiko anopedza kupembedza nguva yake? Ndezvipi zvinhu ake, kuchiva?
5. Akanga ari kurota? Chii zvinangwa wakaiswa pachayo?

Kunyora mhinduro, uchanzwisisa chii zvakakosha kutaura pakutaura kwake congratulatory. In tositi ichi kuti rokuberekwa murume uchava Vanosarudzwa, chinangwa, zvechokwadi uye vepachokwadi icharira.

Kana pasina enhetembo tarenda

Ndinofanira kuva nechokwadi kubika tositi muhurukuro mundima? Chokwadi, mumwe nomumwe zuva rokuberekwa zvakanaka kunzwa nhetembo ari kukudzwa kwake.

Asi kana usingazive sei kunyora nhetembo uye havadi arayire navo muripo weUS, zvinokwanisika kuti tositi mu prose, supplementing nayo rhymed mitsetse kubva mumabhuku kana paIndaneti.

Tinopa iwe munhu tositi rakadai kuvanhu pazuva rokuzvarwa.

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Subject nokuti kuzvikudza kwangu -

Kupinda nhamba shamwari dzako.

Uri kutaura pamusoro upenyu,

Simple nhau kugoverana.

Chero ndangariro Ndicha

Ndinogona kuvimba, wakafanana neni.

Ndinoda - kurega mararamiro zviitiko

Anotakura pamusoro mberi nokukurumidza

By ndaviga zvirongwa uye zviroto,

Zvaunogona Ngazvisadaro ikoko!

Uye chinangwa chipi papfudzi,

Make up pfungwa dzako kana "Ndinoda"!

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You Birthday nhasi

A rume zvechokwadi,

Pashure pezvose, nguva yose youpenyu

Iwe shongedza pachako!

Panguva imwe neimwe nguva chiitiko

Hazvibetseri kuti vabudirire uye Printing,

Danho asina bindepinde

Chii wagadzirira kupindura!

Regai mhinduro dziri yakasimba,

Vanorota richiitwa muupenyu zvechokwadi!

Ngakuve mufaro varnish,

kuneta zvishoma unofadza

Manheru asati mubhedha,

Kana basa riri ipapo!

Tositi mu prose rokuzvarwa

Pretty nyore kuwana vakagadzirira akagadzirwa tositi vanhu mundima. Poetry kwaziso havachasungirwi vaitirei utsva. mhemberero muparanzvongo iri zvinofadza zvikuru kunzwa tositi mairi, akanyorwa prose, chinangwa.

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Kamwe Ndakasvika paNyika kubva zvakaipa n'anga mudzidziri webasa. Akafarira vakadzi vemo uye varume zvavasingafariri. Muroyi asarudza kuparadza zvepabonde vakasimba munyika, kuti yakanaka dugout akabereka vana chete naye.

Akatanga Varume muguruva. Conjured pamusoro wokutanga wepanyika - aimbova anopararira. Conjured pamusoro rechipiri - maminitsi 15 hapana chakaitika, uye ipapo ikava murwi madota. Akatora akaipa nokuda wechitatu ... imwe awa apfuura, mumwe - hakuna mugumisiro. Pakazopera zuva muroyi saka apera kuti akava guruva.

Maga mudzidzi neromuromo:

- Nei zvakaitika?

Kubva tsama guruva rakasvika kufa muroyi mhinduro:

- A rechitatu murume ane chombo zvitsinga zvakaipa. Uyu ndiwo mutsara wokuti "Ndiri riitwe!". Iye, kusiyana vacho vaviri vokutanga, akati kwaari upenyu kakapetwa kupfuura zviuru gumi.

Saka timwe chokuti yedu rekuberekwa mungauya kwenguva refu uye nguva dzose akati: "Ndiri zvaitwa!".

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Kamwe nemamiriyoni vasvitsa pasi pose vakauya kurwira mwoyo yakaisvonaka muchindakadzi munyika. Mumwe nomumwe wavo akaita padare pamberi yamambo feat. Akashinga murume nokuuruka nemabhiza muchindakadzi nhurikidzwa, kuzvikomba zvake mangoda. Beauty chete vakagomera.

Pakarepo ndakatanga kufamba zvekare pachivara unremarkable murume muduku uyo haruzvitsvakiri kunyange panguva wamambo. Akanga achangobva achifamba uye kutsenga mbeu sunflower.

The musikana ari nyika yakaisvonaka akasvetukira kure muvharanda uye akamhanya shure simpleton.

Kana vakaroorana, muchindakadzi akabvunza nei akasarudza murume uyu.

"Ndaidawo chete kufamba, nibbling mbeu uye kwete kufunga chinhu," - iye akati.

Saka timwe chokuti rokuberekwa mudiwa wedu nguva dzose vane mbeu yakakwana wamambo wake anodiwa.

Round misi naka

Tositi kuti gore munhu anofanira sendiri yakatarwa pane hwandaiva rokuzvarwa. Mavari zvinokosha zvinosimbisa kuti rinokosha rokuzvarwa mhenyu musi, pamuganhu pakati upenyu nzendo.

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The honorary zita gamba masikati,

Wakapiwa, o, ndicho chikonzero!

Nokuti Verengai kare danho,

Kukunda, kubudirira, vakakurirwa,

Nokuti zvose zvinokosha,

Risina nhamba!

Unogona chaizvo, asi vakawanda vanokwanisa.

Fate - chidzidzo

Uye pane zvakawanda

Mazano aro munzira

About kuti, apo tiende.

Kunyange ndokurongedza pasikweya

Ruzivo yake,

Uye kare asina kuberekwa dzakarukwa,

Enda Straight Path!

Regai kuororwa uwandu

Uyai pachake nhoroondo mubhangi

Uye rombo ruzha mafungu

Uyai, nokubwinya, uye kukudza!

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Ngavave pavanodzokorora kufadza,

Kumba zvose zviri zvachose pasi,

Mazuva ano, sezvazviri nhasi,

Not akadzokorora akazotevera.

Sezvo rakajeka kutosvika reference,

Basa ichi - kutanga.

Ndiudze, Eh majee munhu

A dhazeni changed itsva?

Uye ndinoda - ngazviitwe

Mumugwagwa, wako zvakanaka,

Kubva hama, ngaparege kuva nomunhu anokutongai:

Zvakanaka, zvauri kuita ichipo?

Shoko renyu ngarive yakasimba,

Achirangarirwa nokusingaperi,

A mudslinger mweni

Not akangwara chaizvo murume,

Dzichamira pakachengeteka ichimirira,

Ndinonzwa kagodo zvachose,

Ko iwe pamwe flair, tarenda matete,

Sarudza kutora nokutendeseka nzira!

Tositi kuti gore munhu anogona kutora chimiro mufananidzo.

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Takasangana shamwari mbiri, airemekedzwa varume mumugwagwa. Vose vakapfeka Vakamupfekedza zvokupfeka. Mumwe anobvunza vamwe:

- Muri chii saka overdressed? Prazdnuesh chinhu?

- Hongu, ndine nhasi kuyeukwa - makore 40. Uri vachikudza chii ichi akanaka?

- Too mhemberero. Wechishanu mamiriyoni zana rubles ndakawana.

Saka timwe chokuti rokuberekwa yedu muupenyu aiva mugove okupemberera zvose zvipenyu achiri.

Congratulations nevanozvitsigira

Toasts musi February 23 Varume vanofanira kusimbisa uye nokurumbidza simba uye kurwisa magamba chacho.

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Mutungamiriri sangano yakarurama,

Pasina mberi chichivagumbura,

Male hapana mutengo zvisamumirira

Kwete chete nokuti mikombe!

Zvino zano rake nhasi

Ndinoda kuzokorokotedza,

magamba edu akafanana nemi

Uye voumhare kubwinya:

All simba rako, noumhare, nokukudzwa,

Kupenya kunyemwerera!

Praise kubva mukadzi haisi kumeso -

Nokureurura imwe wekuedza!

Uye muupenyu hwako, regai mufaro

Saka pane yakawanda,

Kuti richanaka nzira nechinangwa,

Pfuma enzira.

Hazvichatomboiti kwakakodzera,

Nokutendeseka uye pachena,

Mubayiro chikwama

With zvinopfuura kurega iwe osyplyut!

Toasts musi February 23, varume vari mudenderedzwa shamwari dzako unogona uye unofanira kuva zvishoma kusununguka.

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huni basa anoenda,

Fun haasi kunyengedzazve -

February ayo maviri namatatu

Iwe vanopemberera chete nzira!

With zvisingawanzoitiki chipo chako

Kwose vanoonekwa,

Zvakanaka kuva

Faranuka!

I kumboda kuda

Iwe zvimwe kodzero.

Uye kubvuma

Your ose danho nyaya.

Amai regai tenda

Unsophisticated mamuri,

Support pa kurasikirwa

Uye mufaro kugovana!

Uye mufaro ndinoshuva

Uye zviduku:

Kubva inotapira tii nemikombe

Pamberi World Cup.

Regai mibayiro zvichaita

Uye mukubwinya, uye mari,

Uye vakadzi vanoda kuti

Iwe mumoyo mangu!

Jokes patafura

Tositi murume ane zvishoma zvinosetsa anyore, zvakakodzera kuti kutaura zvokuti akatendeuka akabuda anosetsa. Ladies vakangwara vanokwanisa payo, ane Welcome Guest chero bato.

Kuti tositi varume venyu kuwana kunonakidza, edza kutaura havasi pasi pachangu kwavo uye nokuda firimu gamba kana kunyange chinhu zvisina upenyu.

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O tenzi! Iwe saka nyama akadzvinya ini neminwe ake uye maoko kudziya.

Kubasa, ndine nguva dzose ikoko, asi imi Kashoma dzinondikoka kumba. Zvichida mukadzi wako achava hatifari kana uri pousiku musingaendi pamubhedha naye uye tora ini.

Panzira, pano ndiri wenyu akatendeka. Akagadzirira yokuupa izvozvi (tinopa mubato).

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Ini firimu pamusoro James Bond. Kunakidza nguva 007 Ndakatarira chidzitiro akati: "Nguva Yapera nyora coded shoko. Enda nokuti zuva rangu - VERENGA rokuberekwa. On chidzitiro akazviratidza tsamba: "Zvinosuruvarisa, handisi nemi. Chaizvoizvo Ndaida kuti nezuva rekuberekwa yenyu. Zvikuru akatenga itsva tuxedo uye ironed nayo. Asi Russian tsika vakuru havasi vakayambuka muganhu, sezvo ini akatsanangura kuti ndakanga kuenda rokuberekwa kwamuri yangu. Chaizvoizvo Ndinosuwa. Imi muri zvokufuridzirwa rangu uye anoyemurika. ""

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Ndinenge kumwa iwe chemhando yepamusoro kuti peturu uye anotinhira injini simba ne 600 horsepower. Imi potrebuesh pasipoti yangu uye kuverenga: Aston Martin Rapid S. ndiri nzira kwamuri. Nokukurumidza Ndichava mugaraji. Nokuti achivimbisa kuti wildest kurota kuzadziswa!

Iva pachako

Kana ukabvunzwa kuti kutaura tositi kuvarume, ndapota musarega. Hongu, munhu anotaura ane doro rwokutaura yokunyanya. Havasi vanhu vose vanogona kutsigira pacharo mumaziso zvose vaenzi varipo. Kufara kunogona kuita mavhundukiro ayo kana kunyange kurasikirwa izwi rako.

Asi kana ukati munhu tositi varume, mumwe nomumwe wavo kunyatsoteerera, pamwe nokuonga. Anotaura pakudya kwose, uye iwe uchava nokubudirira kukuru vasikana.